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Once upon a time, in the beautiful kingdom near Roxbery Park was an extrodinary castel called Beverly High.
Inside lived the royal family.
OLDEST PRINCESS Diana, Prince Chase, and Princess Rachel.
However, since daddy King Chris spoiled them by giving them any freshman they wanted...
The royal sibblings ended up to be very braty...but damn stright sexy!
However, the royal class was not the only class of people in this very segrigated kingdom.
There were the nobels.....sure...they were rich....and cool
and made some AWESOME Lion King shows in the girl locker-rooms
But these rich amazingly cool people also had a flaw....
They liked to steal too much (hence...them getting a lot of dinero/P.E. clothes)
Then we go to the hard working Merchants...
Now...theses were hard working, respectable people...kinda
These people were very much coffee driven. Starbucks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...and once more at 3 AM just to make sure they can work all night long. What did they need this engery for...you ask? haha...HARD HARD WORK!!
Oh baby oh baby....moving on..
Next came the working people with a social life...(AKA. middle class yo)
see...these are the people that read..
PARTY!!!!!!!!
and do some work....WORK IT SHAWNA
except...these people also had a secret..
They were undercover spies for ...DUN DUN DUN....the Elemetary schools....it's THEIR fault...a lot of freshman become annoying and slutty....these people are VERY bad with selling information...cuz they can't keep the facts straight...oops!
Now....there are 2 groups of people left.... and one are the "lowwww class"
These people need some serious SEXUAL HEALING!
Yes...these people like to move it...move it
Saddly...these people GOT NO LOVIN'....aww with me "AWWWWW"
and finally...we get to the last and lowest class...the peasants...
These were the poor...farmer/gypsy like people with no life or sex.
Some of them...got that way from apperience...or they were a heraphidite.
Others...were put down by the people of other classes...so they had nowhere else to turn to...
at least they had trees.....and each other.
One day....Peasant Sophie was daydreaming as ussual.
She always had a HUGE crush on Prince Chase...and liked to picture him in a thong.
However, Peasant Sophie knew she couldn't get Prince Chase unless she got higher up in the class rank.
Oh how she dreamed of being one of the Beautiful People.
She weeped and weeped.
.
then ate chocolate to cheer herself up.
Out of nowhere...popped her fairy god mother.
NONO, i said FAIRY GOD MOTHER...not cinDIrella.
So Ms. fairy god mother comes to Peasant Sophie and tells her "dude...last night...i had the best sex of my life then got run over my a sawrm of sexy gypsys.
So my powers are a little off today....i'll let you borrow my cousin. Fairy G-matha.
So...fairy G-matha came and put a spell on Peasant Sophie which said, "you will rise in power if you can deflower a peasant. You will rise in fame, if you can tame the rest of the classes as well"
Sophie knew...she had to solve each classes problem....in oder to get the man...and so she tried.
sooo..she got KELSEY AND JONNY TO GET TOGETHER
AND ADAM AND KELLEY!!!
AND DUSTIN AND BRENDEN GOT TOGETHER TOO!!
so...FINALLLLLLLLY Peasant sophie became LOWWWWW CLASS Sophie
These lonely people met sophie...and felt all the lovin...
These people came together as a family...and had lots and lots of drugs...and became FREE LOVIN' PEOPLE!
HAHA SILLY STONERS!!!!
next...Sophie became a MIDDLE CLASSER!
Thanks to middle classer...sophie...yo. They learned that freshman sluts are BAD
AND the importance of giving out TRUE informations...NOT RUMORS (i.e. Sasha and Shawna got it on at Sophie's house)
However....Princess Rachel heard about how Sophie was trying to mess up the classes and plotted to kill her.
But...Chase started to feel bad for sophie
so he made Princess Rachel stop.
by wrestling her to the floor.
Sophie felt scared...but...she helped so many people already...she might as well continue...plus...Prince Chase KNOWS HER NAME NOW AHHHHHHHHHH! OMG OMG OMG..NO EFFING WAY..OMG!
All the workers ever wanted was some time to rest.........
AND THATS EXCALLY WHAT THEY GOT!
Melody and Avital got married...and everyone took time off of "workin" and celebrated something beautiful.
they partied and slept....and have never been more happy!
ah....how sweet!
Next...were the nobels!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophie introduced the nobels to the Fairy G-mother.
and....with her...they got everything they ever wanted....MAGICLY..and never had to steal again.
woot woot
They never touched another locker again!!
Now...sophie was ROYAL!
Prince Chase...and Royal Sophie became best friends...and Princess Diana and Royal Sophie became like sisters...
EVEN PRINCESS RACHEL and Sophie became good friends..
They both became really cool models too.
However...Royal Sophie noticed Prince Chase wasn't happy...
He was in love with...DUN DUN DUN...
Irristable SAMMMYYYYYY!!!
She lived in Sacremento...so Royal Sophie provided transportation for them to be together.
Royal Sophie was heartbroken...but soon got over him when Charming Chase.......H and W came to town.
They were both in AN AMAZING ROCK BAND...and took Royal Sophie away from BEVERLY HIGH TO BE THEIR FAVORITE GROUPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophie ended up joining the band and living happly ever ever ON THE KEYBOARD!
ANYWAYS, enough about her...
Beverly high...got rid of its class system..and everyone just had one great big ORGYYYYYY
THE END