The Nice and Accurate Journal Of Greg Alvarez: Concerning the Strange Times Aheade

[passion_of_greg]

So, there’s actually very little to tell. There’s always very little to talk about and yet, in order to keep my senses sharp, I drudge on writing about nothing, in this and in my previous 3 journals which I can only assume that you, the astute internet-journal-reader, have also come across. My summer was a waste of well nothing; in that, I put

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my mutant super power is (now) insomnia!

[sharingsolitude]

i've read *this far*, but i'm sorry, i wasn't listening.

My mutant super power is glow in the dark testicles

[passion_of_greg]

you make my soul smile.

[asynetos]

Good to see you've joined the LJ community. Now I don't have to go out of my way to passively skim your journal entries for my name.

[starxplosion]

good to know you hear at least 1/4 of what I am saying.
I'll skip heart to heart's with you in the future.
p.s. welcome to lj.
p.p.s. did the p.s.'s give away my "secret identity"?

no, but...

[passion_of_greg]

...the username info did.

[anonymous]

yo, that was long. and boring. and you use too many commas... which makes it that much longer.

-sung.

[passion_of_greg]

If you can't say anything nice...then why don't you stop reading and gorge? You Taft want-to-be, go get stuck in a tub.

[imyourcocaine30]

i can't speak for anyone else but reading that got me hot.

[passion_of_greg]

You actually don't speak for anyone else, ever. I can't even get a stove hot. I have to eat my hamburgers raw. So can we be friends, Ms Friends-Only?