Oh boy...

[passionandfire]

I just don't get it. I've been out of Caelin for a week, simply a week, and now all the women hate me. I stopped for a drink and got kicked out of the pub before the door even closed behind me. The owner- a lovely, well-built woman by the name of Marie- told me that if I ever showed my lecherous face in there again that I'd be drowned in the ale. I

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[elimine_grace]

Sir Sain...?!

...B-but you were just...

...I'm very confused. *buries his head in his hands*

[passionandfire]

...oh dear.

Lucius, I'm the real Sain. The one that has at least a little bit of control over his hormones. If it'll help any, I'll wear a red strip of cloth around my left wrist so that you can tell us both apart. How does that sound?

[elimine_grace]

...Yes...that would be good. In all the time I've known you, you've never been that extreme.

[passionandfire]

Alright then. *ties a strip of red cloth around his wrist*

And I'm not sure whether I should be complemented or insulted. Are you still mad about that time I mistook you for a woman? Brother Lucius, I've apologized for that a thousand thousand times...

[tresmoron]

((Before I log into OOC!Sain, I must first say that I love you.))

[ridemylance]

...!

...?

You are ridiculously good looking.

[passionandfire]

...O___o;;

So this is the imposter I've heard about. A narcissist. Yay. O_o;

((OOC: XD OMGloff. OOC!SainxIC!Sain. Scary, that. XD))

[ridemylance]

But.. I can't help but think I've seen you some--

AAAAH! IMPOSTER!

A really damn hott one, but... AHH! IMPOSTER! KENT! HELP!

((Crack beyond crack, m'lady, crack beyond crack.))

[passionandfire]

I'm not an imposter!

And really, if I were trying to imitate me, I'd make myself a little bit more respectful of women.

You have a really sick mind, did you know that?

((I'm kinda new to this, and I feel reeeeeally stupid asking, but... what's crack? ^_^;;))

[loyalcavalier]

Sain! *relieved* I was worried about you... I was afraid you'd met my double and were avoiding Caelin for a while. (I wouldn't blame you if you had.) It's good to see you back.

I see you've met your double. *eyes him warily* *whispers* You seem to be getting along well. Can you keep him well away from me? *twitch* As a favor to a friend? And mine, too, I see. I think mine's rabid.

[passionandfire]

I'll try to keep him away from you, sure. I was considering getting him drunk, but that would put all the women in mortal peril. Not good.

There is a test for rabies... but you've got to cut the infected creature's head off. O_o;;

[loyalcavalier]

Thank you.

I think I'd be willing to make that sacrifice. Rabies can be very dangerous.

((Sorry I took so long to get back to you - school just ended, and it was kinda crazy for a few days.))

[hurricane_fang]

...I do not 'hit on' people. Complement, yes. Flirt, maybe. But hit on? No. That's Legault's job.
Writing about me in your journal, are you? =smirk=

All joking aside, Sain, I've had several encounters with your double, as well as a few others. They're certainly up to no good. Those of us who are acting sane really ought to find a way to get rid of them before more show up.

I WAS an assassin... >_>

[passionandfire]

What do we do, get them all drunk and shove them off a cliff?

That actually isn't too bad of an idea.

[hurricane_fang]

=raises eyebrows= While not in the same sense as your double...you're still a bit lacking in the tact department, aren't you? =sigh= I somehow don't think that would be the most...ah...effective way to handle our situation.

Of course it isn't a bad idea.

[passionandfire]

Of course. Kent's the tactful part of our dynamic duo; I'm the good-looking guy with the quirky personality. ^_^

I knew you'd agree.