with a name like slaughter lane, who wouldn't want to live there?

[passmesalt]

i had to pee so bad on the drive down tonight.
because i have a tendency to think that i can control things like the urge to pee and whatnot.
so i just kept driving.
from alice to edinburg.
i had to keep telling myself...

big girls don't wet their pants.
big girls don't wet their pants.
big girls don't wet their pants.it got pretty bad

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[bobeink]

party at donna's!!! with bands!!!

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[passmesalt]

yeah...my asshole neighbors would love that...i hate those pricks!!

the end.

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[bobeink]

yeah, but your neighbors assholes look sweet to me...well the fresas anyway...

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[passmesalt]

yeah underage AND not able to speak a word of english.

(insert mean thing here)