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I have never been drunk.
I have never smoked pot.
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex.
I have never kissed a member of the same sex.
I have never crashed a friend's car.
I have never been to Japan.
I have never rode in a taxi.
I have never had anal sex.
I have never been in love.
I have never had sex in public.
I have never been dumped.
I have never been fired. (laid off) :|
I have never been in a fist fight.
I have never had a threesome.
I have never snuck out of my parent's house.
I have never been tied up.
I have never been caught masturbating.
I have never pissed on myself.
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex.
I have never made out with a stranger.
I have never stolen something from my job.
I have never celebrated New Years in Time's Square.
I never went on a blind date.
I never lied to a friend.
I never had a crush on a teacher.
I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.
I have never been to Europe
I have never skipped school.
I have never slept with a co-worker.
I never cut myself on purpose.
I never had sex at the office.
I never had sex on my lunchbreak.
I never have been married. (NOT YET)
I never had been divorced.
I never had children.