Ugh...

[passthedip]

I have come to the conclusion that I can not get girls. Period.

They just don't like me...either that or i smell like doodie.

Thought I'd toss that out there.

-Brian "not so sly" Weaver

Comments

whaaaaaaaatttt!?

[circuz]

maybe you should show off your hot bod and how awesome you are at singing. ;)

Re: whaaaaaaaatttt!?

[passthedip]

I can always count on you Evan

[onoitsapossum]

chicks dig doodie.

[higgy]

what's up mang...

ms kendra

[anonymous]

Does Our marriage mean nothing to you??

p.s. you smell nice

pshaw

[anonymous]

you just wait, this will be like junior year all over again.
first you "can't get the ladies to notice you," next thing i know ('the next thing i know' is also known as two car rides or approx. 4 Party Hards and a repeat of Diamonds and Guns or two) and you can't swing a dead cat in the mall without hitting a girl who "just can't enough of theSlyWeave,"
so like i said, give yourself some time, listen to some AndrewWK (but not the Transplants, we should have retired that shit when we had the chance) and play it smoothe...before long you'll be beating off potential suitors with a stick

-ob

P.S.
Don't be freaked out by the dead cat thing, its a turn of phrase...i hope

Re: pshaw i forgot

[anonymous]

i forgot to mention. brett shwom and i went to new brunswick and saw immortal technique in some club. there was breakdance fighting, a guy named Pumpkinhead, Akir (he made sure we could spell and pronounce his name right, but he still sucked terribly) and finally, immortal technique.
He is a five and a half foot latino man with a moustache
He also went crazy, "spittin bars hardcore like back in the day,"
It was worth going to manhattan then to new brunswick and back again in 18 hours
-ob

Re: pshaw i forgot

[passthedip]

Thats amazing. Immortal Technique is the man. Pumpkinhead is also pretty cool. And for the record, I'm not surprised that hes a little latino guy.

I am a bit concerned with the moustache though...