1. Grab the nearest book. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

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Damnit! My nipples are hard and I'm all out of ferrets again! *Grumble*

Three students, a student from the University of Utah, a student from Brigham Young University and a student from Salt Lake Community College are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it ( Read more... )

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You scored 58 Objectivity, 59 Tolerance, 73 Honesty, and 55 Enlightenment! You are moderately objective and tolerant, and more honest than the ( Read more... )

On a related note, firemen in Argentina recently discovered seven bottles of 200 year old Scotch whiskey stored in an abandoned Volkswagen Microbus. Inside sources explained that the remaining bottle is to be saved for the fire chief's twentieth anniversary with the force. That is all.

White Anglo Saxon male seems to be the particular ‘target’ of choice among upstarts and interns these days. After all, it’s the only group that has no claim to ‘minority status’ of any sort. I suppose that’s true from some twisted perspective. And it still leaves me smirking and saying, “Suck my hairy Anglo Saxon Johnson!" (Swallowing optional) Now ( Read more... )

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The past can only harm us ( Read more... )

It's true. A little package arrived from Moscow today. Inside I found Meddle in all of its glory. Gotta love them Ruskies! :D

I guess that I should start cooking. *Shrug*