~ Uno ~

[pastafreak]

[Voice post in a rather startled sounding Italian voice]

U-Use me? What kind of cell phone is this? Hello? HELLO?! Can you hear me now?

Where am I? This doesn't look like Venice... Maybe this is someone's idea of a joke?

...It's a pretty mean joke. Can I go home now?

Comments

[betrayedblade]

Siete dall'Italia?

[pastafreak]

Io sono l'Italia!

[1/2]

[betrayedblade]

...

[voice; continued in Italian]

[betrayedblade]

Not another self proclaimed country...

[...]

I regret to inform you, Italia, that our--your--this is not Earth and the beloved homeland is not anywhere near here.

[pastafreak]

Thanks, Denmark!

...This isn't a surprise party, is it? Was this Russia's idea?

[pastafreak]

Discedo? I've never heard of a place like that before!

And why would you make a province out of a crappy place like this?!

Voice; Italian

[sancta_sedes]

Th-this isn't anywhere n-near Venice.

Voice; Italian

[pastafreak]

Where are we, then?

Voice; Italian

[sancta_sedes]

The c-city is called D-Discedo. I'm not s-sure where it's s-suppose to be exactly....

Voice; Italian

[pastafreak]

Can we go home?

[moarcowbell]

You can never go home. You are my newest pet.

[pastafreak]

U-UUwaaaaaa!!

I'm not supposed to be anyone's pet!!

[big_kitty]

I'm afraid it's not quite that easy.

[pastafreak]

What do you mean?

[big_kitty]

It's pretty difficult for any of us to go back to our homes~