why are you always around when i'm miserable?

ok so yesterday i felt a little bad.
i left work early.
today i woke up feeling like shit.
so i called off.
i go to the doctor.
he tells me i have pneumonia.
how much does that suck.
it totally fucks my entire weekend.
instead of having fun.
i get to nap on the couch.

sorry jason i will not be able to hang out.

i cut myself today.
right across the plam of my hand.
and it's killing me.
if only it was a little farther up my arm.
i could be dead.
ok not really it's more like a paper cut.
but those are the worst, ouch it stings.

i've been waiting for someone just like you

well that was a complete waste of fucking time!

there is this girl that i work with.
i have such a crush on this girl.
she makes me nervous.
i like it.
but today was valentines day.
and i thought what better day then today to be brave.
so i was.
and now i have a date this weekend.
i hope we have fun.

well i found a place to live.
i go sign the lease tomorrow.
it's on west 3rd in monroe just a few blocks from downtown.
it's small, but big enough for me.
i can't wait for the city water and high speed internet.
it's gonna be sweet.

shelly made it.
we ate it. (well some of us ate it)
and it was good.
it's something i would like to eat more often.

don't make me kick your ass mike!

there may never be a next time
there may never be a tomorrow
so lets do what we want today
lets have some fun tonight

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