How to make a pastorpig
Ingredients:

7 parts hate

5 parts crazyiness

1 part you
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little emotion if desired!

Personality cocktail
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day three:
not hot at all
but very dirty, the dirtiest so far i think
you know i'm bad, i'm bad you know it

when will the counting of days stop?

day two:
it was a little hotter.
i got a little dirtier
still not that bad though.

mmmm.... hashbrowns.

so it looks like i am in the market for a roommate or two. so if you have an extra room give me a holla. because very soon i will be homeless. and thats no fun!

day one:
not as hot as i thought it would be.
not as dirty as i thought i'd get.
not as bad as i thought it would be.

but it will probably get worse.

i just gave myself a little hair cut. it looks ok i think. it really doesn't look that much different, just shorter (well duh).

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

today i let a perfect stranger *touch* me
looks like they are both healthy
hooray for me!

yesterday we played softball for a couple hours.
i don't think i've thrown a ball around for like ten years.
so i'm a little outta shape.
and now today my arm is killing me, ouch.
i feel like such a girly-man.