Bumper Stickers/T-shirts/License Plates..I WANT THEM ALL
My car (Dodge Magnum...i wish!!!) will have 80 bumper stickers.....
<----I like them.
Beside a picture of the lashes on Jesus' back: Next time you turn your back on Jesus, look at this.
My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
Five out of five demons agree, Christ is King!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water
Liscense plate & gravestone epitaph: OK4NOW
Liscense plate: GOD RCKS
1 cross + 3 nails = 4given
License plate: GET2HVN
Beside a picture of the cross on a t-shirt: Jesus beat the Devil with a BIG UGLY STICK!
With a picture of three haloed frogs on a t-shirt: God is wiser
WASSUP???? Watchin' the Sky ready to FLY!!
Beside a picture of a Bible on a t-shirt: Wanna get high... take a hit of this!
'What part of "thou shalt NOT" don't you understand?' -God
Beside a picture of Jesus' arm nailed to the cross: Body-piercing saved my life
The Cross: it's not about jewelry, it's about Jesus.
I broke the rules. I prayed in school. I'm such a menace to society.
By a picture of a penguin with a large fish on his head: Don't worry; God is in control!
By a picture of a Bible: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Before you go to sleep, give your problems to God. He'll be up all night anyway.
Cross eyed: keep your eyes fixed on Jesus.
By a picture of a Chihuahua: Yo quiero Jesus!
If Jesus is your co-pilot, switch seats.
Got Jesus? It'll be Hell without Him!
April 1st: National Atheists' Day.
If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.
The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday!
GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.
A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
Friends don't let friends go to hell.
Exercise daily... walk with the Lord!
Count your blessings, not your problems.
Old Navy Original: One Savior, 12 disciples and one fishing boat.
Don't let the car fool you... my treasure is in heaven.
In case of rapture... car's yours!
If you’re living like there is no God, YOU BETTER BE RIGHT!
Warning: in case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!
No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace.
Liscense plate: AWDBYHIM ("awed by Him")
Liscense plate: B4GIVEN
Get right, or get left!
'Big Bang Theory... you've got to be kidding.' -God
For eternity: smoking or non-smoking?
Bumper sticker: Do you follow Jesus this closely?
Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
Visualize Whirled Peas
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!
Procrastinate now.
Rehab is for quitters.
My dog can lick anyone!
I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
I'm out Of Estrogen and I've got a gun!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Mop and Glo - The floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
You - Off my planet.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Earth is full. Go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
In dog years, I'm dead!
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!
(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
A day without sunshine is like night.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Old age comes at a bad time.
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Hang up and drive.
NEBRASKA: At least the cows are sane.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
HONK If you want to see my finger.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils - people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!
So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
I've found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Worry. God knows all about you.
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!
Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking!
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
the funny stuff one is long....but they made me laff....read em when ur bored
be a pimp.
<----I like them.
Beside a picture of the lashes on Jesus' back: Next time you turn your back on Jesus, look at this.
My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
Five out of five demons agree, Christ is King!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water
Liscense plate & gravestone epitaph: OK4NOW
Liscense plate: GOD RCKS
1 cross + 3 nails = 4given
License plate: GET2HVN
Beside a picture of the cross on a t-shirt: Jesus beat the Devil with a BIG UGLY STICK!
With a picture of three haloed frogs on a t-shirt: God is wiser
WASSUP???? Watchin' the Sky ready to FLY!!
Beside a picture of a Bible on a t-shirt: Wanna get high... take a hit of this!
'What part of "thou shalt NOT" don't you understand?' -God
Beside a picture of Jesus' arm nailed to the cross: Body-piercing saved my life
The Cross: it's not about jewelry, it's about Jesus.
I broke the rules. I prayed in school. I'm such a menace to society.
By a picture of a penguin with a large fish on his head: Don't worry; God is in control!
By a picture of a Bible: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Before you go to sleep, give your problems to God. He'll be up all night anyway.
Cross eyed: keep your eyes fixed on Jesus.
By a picture of a Chihuahua: Yo quiero Jesus!
If Jesus is your co-pilot, switch seats.
Got Jesus? It'll be Hell without Him!
April 1st: National Atheists' Day.
If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.
The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday!
GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.
A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
Friends don't let friends go to hell.
Exercise daily... walk with the Lord!
Count your blessings, not your problems.
Old Navy Original: One Savior, 12 disciples and one fishing boat.
Don't let the car fool you... my treasure is in heaven.
In case of rapture... car's yours!
If you’re living like there is no God, YOU BETTER BE RIGHT!
Warning: in case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!
No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace.
Liscense plate: AWDBYHIM ("awed by Him")
Liscense plate: B4GIVEN
Get right, or get left!
'Big Bang Theory... you've got to be kidding.' -God
For eternity: smoking or non-smoking?
Bumper sticker: Do you follow Jesus this closely?
Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
Visualize Whirled Peas
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!
Procrastinate now.
Rehab is for quitters.
My dog can lick anyone!
I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
I'm out Of Estrogen and I've got a gun!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Mop and Glo - The floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
You - Off my planet.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Earth is full. Go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
In dog years, I'm dead!
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!
(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
A day without sunshine is like night.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Old age comes at a bad time.
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Hang up and drive.
NEBRASKA: At least the cows are sane.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
HONK If you want to see my finger.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils - people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!
So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
I've found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Worry. God knows all about you.
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!
Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking!
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
the funny stuff one is long....but they made me laff....read em when ur bored
be a pimp.