What's going on now?!?!?!
Remember when the curtain attacked me? My humans keep the door to the front room shut now so I can't get to my lookout post. Now they're making it hard for me to defend the back of the house too! At one time, there was a gap in the fence at the back of the garden and I could get out and chase invaders away, but my humans closed the gap because they thought it would keep invaders out. Don't they know that some invaders can get over the fence? Cats can climb, and I can't! They stopped me doing my job! That was a long time ago, and I'd got used to the fence. I couldn't climb over it, but at least I could jump up at it and bark at invaders sitting on top!
Now they've put this thing in the way so I can't get to the fence! You'd think they didn't want me to keep invaders out!
I just don't understand humans!