Oh lord- my grandpa keeps calling the house and thinking that my voice on the answering machine is me answering the phone but then hanging up on him. We're rerecording it to be my mom speaking VERY LOUDLY to say that we're not there. Hopefully it's loud enough that he gets it, or at the very least blames my mom instead of me for hanging up on him ( Read more... )

i lost my pokewalker :|

FINALLY caught Ho-Oh. Geeze, what a butt. With the amount of money I spent on revives and pokeballs I could have just BRIBED the fucking bird to join me. The strategy that ended up working was hitting it with as many smokescreens as it takes to knock him down to minimum accuracy and having my kadabra take him down to as low as he can before he gets ( Read more... )

Apparently in pokemon, the stat that is increased by the critter's nature is the one in RED, not the one in BLUE. I assumed the blue stat was the one that was improved, and the red was the one that was penalized- and as a result I imagine I've been training a VERY odd team. Time to go back and reevaluate. Thank goodness I noticed before I plowed a ( Read more... )

Some company is making a PSP game called "patchwork heroes". This displeases me- I went to great lengths to pick a username that had nothing to do with anything. I guess it's a good thing I've switched over to using different nicknames in online games and such. From now on, however, it'll be one of those things that pops up in people's minds most ( Read more... )

I was able to get 1232 steps for my pokewalker by going over to a friend's house to drink. That was more than enough that going to get drunk leveled up my magnemite. Man, pokemon is the best game ever.

Easily the best thing I saw yesterday: a 65-year-old woman complaining in broken english about getting pinched by someone for not wearing green. "I am not care about the saint patrick, and I am not care about thanksgiving, and I am not care about any of it ( Read more... )

I love words, but not all of them ( Read more... )

Man, nothing tells you what kind of shape you're in quite like a fart that cracks your back ( Read more... )

Happy new yeaOHGODBEES

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