AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Aug 26, 2007 22:48

There is a spider the size of a silver dollar on the wall of my living room.

And he's moving.

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atara August 27 2007, 09:38:15 UTC
Eeeeeee!!!

Hairspray! Hairspray!

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patchworking August 27 2007, 10:02:12 UTC
I know, lol. But the only hairspray I have is Brilliant Brunette, with a hint of dark tones, and that wouldn't look good on my newly painted eggshell walls. :(

Alas, even though my arachnophobia is significant, I still force myself to put a glass over them, slide a piece of paper between the glass and the spider, invert the glass, and take the lucky little bastard outside, throwing him into the blackberry bushes - where I'm sure he'll live a long and fruitful life (pun! pun!!) and get nine times as big as he was in my living room.

I'm such a sucker for all creatures. It's my nature. :P

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