Online Dating: ‘This Isn’t Working. Please Stop Trying to Touch My Hair.’

[patchworkkid]

Site Update:

Initially I had little to no interest in dating the internet, figuring that if I really wanted to make myself vulnerable to an unmedicated sociopath I could always get back into the goth scene. But I’d heard Julian Assange's profile was still up at OK Cupid, so I looked.   The next thing I know I’ve answered fifty questions, determined

Comments

[yamakasi]

I didn't know you dated the internet. :P

[patchworkkid]

Only briefly. It has weird friends.

[yamakasi]

And while I've got you a moment, congrats on Nick in China and the ghost anthology!

[patchworkkid]

Thanks. :) It's all momentum.

[bell_man]

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[patchworkkid]

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[bell_man]

ROFLGO!!!