They Wanna Be Their Own Damn Teacher

[paterbudapest]

So today I was pushing carts and Stop and Shop, and I had The Stars Are Projectors stuck in my head. So I was walking around stamping my feet and pushing carts into one another, singing "Everyone wants a double feature, they wanna be their own damn teacher, and how, all the stars are projectors, yeah, projectin' our lives down to this planet Earth

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[catherin]

comes out like a river, forms puddles, bunnies come to lap it up

[paterbudapest]

That was when you took it too far. The imagery of cute bunnies lapping up female ejaculate was just too much. But we did pose a good question. What is the precentage of puddles of female ejaculate to actual rainwater in the world?

[catherin]

ahh yes. id say the water to ejaculate ratio is about 70/30. watch where you step.

[__antebellum]

Do men even have a "biological clock"?

No matter. Life is good. Tact is for suckas.

[paterbudapest]

Yes. They do. Deeeal wit et.

It really is. The six of us kindred spirits (except maybe abby and ross, they like to be nice to people)

Remember, remember when we almost made Katie Savarese freak out with a strobe light at the Powerhorse/DFA1979 party?

[__antebellum]

Remember, remember when you put Carey's hands on my butt at that party and we both freaked out, but we touch each other's butts all the time now?

[smurfjuice]

hey kiddo.
remember when we bonded over our lives as fellow gournalists, and love of obscure indie music? i'm hardly on livejournal anymore, but found myself wondering, hey where's that matas kid going to college next year, or does he know yet...
you best have applied to wesleyan, or else you will regret it.

[paterbudapest]

Hey, I do remember, and I also remember when you fell of the face of the earth. I don't know yet, but I am sure I didn't apply to Wesleyan. Please don't kill me.