Well hellllllllllllllloooo nurse (Fuckin' love Animaniacs ( Read more... )

Daaaaaamn, it's been a while. And I realize it's 1 AM the night (or morning?) before my AP Bio test, but whateva ( Read more... )

Scenic and tragic ( Read more... )

Don Knotts is a true American hero. Those who disagree have never seen the Andy Griffith Show, and deserve to be sliced open with a machete. Anyone who can play both a deputy and an awkward neighbor within a decade deserves much cred. So, on the fateful day of his death, one is left with many questions. Where does one turn for good ol' comedy ( Read more... )

When you get right down to it, life is sweet. I mean, sure, you're drunk, beaten, and positive you've got some type of hepatitis, but it was all worth it, right? Never mind that. That's for tomorrow. What matters is the feeling you've got now. The future can go fuck itself, and lets face it, the past has ass-raped you so many times you've ( Read more... )

When people tell me I'm a flirt, I usually just take it in stride, never really paying any attention to it. But lately, I've noticed that they're right. I hit on everyone. I mean everyone. And its not like I'm sexually attracted to all of them, its just my way of communication, I guess. I don't know ( Read more... )

It has been exactly one month since I have updated. Lazy? Yes. Foolish? Yes. Does anyone care? No ( Read more... )

God. Saturday was amazing. Don't know what to say besides that ( Read more... )

LJ Game! I put my iPod on shuffle, and wrote down the first ten artists that came up. I then get their pictures, and you all have to guess who they are! No cheating, hoes. Here goes.

( Pictures Of You )

I am planning on writing this post over the whole night, making it longer and longer and shittier and shittier. It seems as if my life is just repeating itself over and over again. My days all seem the same, routine and tedious. It sincerely has no meaning. I wasn't needed in yearbook today for a little while, so Evan gave me a break, and I ( Read more... )