My thorough critique on weddings

[patheticgurl]

what a bunch of crap.

weddings seem like the biggest pain in the ass.
all these 'rules' and spending $1564654564564564.
I can't believe people do all this stuff.

I think I'll agree with Travis and have "Elvis and two buckets of poker chips"
Or just a $75 minister in a backyard full of dog shit.

Comments

[matrixx]

Why would Elvis have two buckets of poker chips? Have they been dipped in mayonnaise and deep fried?

[patheticgurl]

hahaha

Vegas. Vegas, Pal.

[matrixx]

Yeah, it was a certain amount of fun the first time around, but I sure wouldn't want to do it again. A wedding, I mean. Not Vegas. I've never been to Vegas, but I hear they have midgets AND strippers, so it sounds A-OK to me.