If you decapitate a girl, and have intercourse with her esophagus, can taht still be considered getting head? I mean you know cause she doesn't have a head and all.
Actually, this is not considered head at all. Rather, it's a fairly new sexual position known as the "Clucking Chicken". Basically, you have to hurry up and fuck her espohagus right after cleaving her head off, so her limbs are still flailing and her internal organs are still pulsating. It makes for a really intense sexual experience.
It Is Actually Getting Neck, Not Head... Well Besides Your Own Penis Head... But I Like Raping Headless Corpses As Well... I Dont Like It Being The "Clucking Chicken" Because The Reason I Hack Off The Head In The First Place Is To Not Hear A Sound Except The Slurping Of The Mix Of The Blood, Semen And The Friction In Between!
Crazy Ray, How is it that you have managed to obtain the title of Jack of Hearts at the tender age of twenty? Also, will you be releasing a workout video in which you reveal your secrets on how you maintain the supple little body of a 12 year old boy?
Well I was walking down the street one day, and I came across a poor leper. He said "Excuse me, handsome young lad, I am but a poor leper. Jesus frowned upon me because I took the Lord's name in vain whilst taking a shit in a dumpster. Please help me" So I went to flip him a shiny quarter (Ohio) when it dawned upon me: "I know how I can help this poor soul..." I gave the poor leper a deck of playing cards, and told him of the glories of gambling. That day, I saved a poor man's soul. As he walked off into the sunset, he said "You sir, are a jack of hearts. And I am but a poor 4 of spades. I bless you" I always wonder what happened to that kind soul. Whenever I pass the Race Palace, I'll give an extra honk of the horn just for him.
And about the body, I've fondled so many 12 year old boys, that I've assimilated their stature into my own being. Believe me, their parents would be proud.
It's a scientific quandry Mr. Bryan. If I were to wear jeans, a black hole would open up and swallow half of Plainview, including myself. And that would ruin my day. It's just something I have to do for the good of the community. Like if a Jew sees a penny on the ground, he HAS to pick it up, or else he'll suffer the same fate. If a Mick decides not to go to the bar one night, then you can kiss our town goodbye. You get the idea.
A QUEERy If You Will,
anonymous
December 4 2004, 03:55:03 UTC
Crazy, Why Is It That I Can Outdrink A lot Of People, Get Girls To Slob On My Penis, Fight And Beat Up A Grandson Of A Mafia Head Boss, And Still Have Enough Time To Drink More... And Get Good Grades?
And Why Do I Dream About Little Boys After I Hang Out With You?
Re: A QUEERy If You Will,
anonymous
December 4 2004, 08:15:17 UTC
Crazy I beg you allow me to answer this simple question. It is because you are a homosexual. Plain and Simple. Now go and fondle some little boys to turn your overgrown ass into that of a supple 12 year old boy's.
Ohhhh and once you have attained a 12 year old persona, you can experiment with the dreadful monster rain!
Re: A question my good sirpathetix_December 6 2004, 07:39:36 UTC
A good question! Now Mexicans are dumb as shit and will work for less than minimum wage, but they're lazy as fuck and often won't do as their told. On the other hand, your typical South American will work for their money, but they're craftier than you may think, and most have the presense of mind to form unions. It's a tough decision..... quite frankly, I'd just import African slaves like our forefathers did and keep my slave operation hidden from the government.
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If you decapitate a girl, and have intercourse with her esophagus, can taht still be considered getting head? I mean you know cause she doesn't have a head and all.
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~Hopkins
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And about the body, I've fondled so many 12 year old boys, that I've assimilated their stature into my own being. Believe me, their parents would be proud.
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And Why Do I Dream About Little Boys After I Hang Out With You?
~Hopkins
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Ohhhh and once you have attained a 12 year old persona, you can experiment with the dreadful monster rain!
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Im Bisexual!!! You dont know dick, please allow the master, (crazy ray)to answer the questions directed towards him... ass...
~ Hopkins
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Basically you're Michael Jackson, that's why. I don't remember what I posted, so I can't elaborate.
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