Vote Genocidal Robot Party in '08!

[pathogen_squid]

Hey, the polls open tomorrow. Vote for a heartless, money-grubbing Republican, and celebrate the sanctity of life by spewing forth countless meatbabies from your wombhole to die in the eternal war. Or, vote for an ineffectual, candy-assed Democrat, and watch your tax dollars go towards defending your inalienable right to fuck lawn ornaments and

Comments

[h2openguin]

Aaron for Senate!

[pathogen_squid]

Nah. I'd be all "let's kill these motherfuckers already" but then the lobbyists would be like "but we have NEEDS an'shit" and I'd be all "bitch please" but they'd never let me get any work done. Plus I don't think the world is ready for my campaign platform.

[h2openguin]

Tell me your platform!

[pathogen_squid]

People I like get oral sex.
People I hate get death.
I call it Liberal Totalitarianism.

There's more to it of course, like the free bread and circuses, but I feel that most voters respond strongly to the oral sex and death parts.

[steapie]

Maybe you should run for Governor. I'd vote for you. :D

~Steapie

[tattoo_dreamer]

I still say let's just get a plague to wipe everybody out and start fresh. But hey, that's just me.