25 years old, and I still can't dress myself.
I'm sure everybody has realized this by now but I get panic attacks from shopping for clothes. It's one of my more esoteric fears, really, and this is coming from a man with a collection of them. I think I just take it way too seriously. As I approach a given outlet, cold sweat on my palms. I'm a nerdy white guy in my mid twenties. Is this
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Buy those pants in Khaki, Black and Navy.
You can keep rockin' your jeans that you already have.
Next, you need to buy shirts. Classic oxford works great for "big people" clothes. Purchase 2 White, 1 Black, 2 a shade of blue that is NOT Navy.
Totally easy at Sears, which never seems to have people shopping there, and so they have sales. If there are people there, it's little old ladies.
Plain white T-shirts to toss on under your "big people" shirts, and you're good to go.
Boys are so much easier to dress as adults than women... men's fashions don't tend to change much, ya know?
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