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I'M GOING TO FUCKING JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my best friends has cancer. I talked to her tonight. Her mouth told me she was going to be fine. Her voice didn't ( Read more... )

Presently it is 7:00 a.m. Normally there would be nothing remarkable about this, save for the fact that I went to bed at 1:00 a.m., woke up at 5:00 a.m. and still have another hour of work to do on this project before I head in to work and it STILL won't be done. I was going to work from 8:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m. like I did back in my college days, ( Read more... )

I don't know about you guys, but for me the holidays are all about getting ripping drunk and playing Nintendo for three straight days. My sister wasn't able to partake because of her recent surgery, but what the fuck, vicodin is almost as good as vokda, right? I bought a bottle of Absolut and a bottle of Kahlúa because my cousins were coming over, ( Read more... )

As it turns out, half of my Gamecube games were stuck inside the basement couch.

Oh cool! I just discovered something ( Read more... )

Shiiit I've had a lot of fun lately. I just have to keep telling myself that. Because it's absolutely true. There are nights when I squeeze my head between the pillows, trying to keep the honest-to-goodness-voice-in-my-head-that-isn't-really-me from working its ways inside like some wretched black vine, and I feel like there's nothing good in my ( Read more... )

I hate white people.

"Hay guys, let's do Taco Bell for dinner tonight."

"OH NOES TACO BELL! FOX NEWS SAID THERE MIGHT BE E. COLI AT PARTICIPATING TACO BELL LOCATIONS IN NEW JERSEY! NEW JERSEY IS ON THE SAME CONTINENT AS MICHIGAN! THEREFORE ALL TACO BELL IS E. COLI! LET'S GO TO WENDY'S INSTEAD ( Read more... )