NEW FIC: X-Men/Metalocalypse: "Totally Metal"

[patientalien]

title Totally Metal
author patientalien
rating PG
word count 834
summary Charles Foster Offdenson is the best PR man in the world. Who better than to handle the affairs of the Master of Magnetism?
notes For citizenjess, who also came up with the title

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Comments

[citizenjess]

Holy tits, I love this: Magneto's innate ~trust~ of Charles because of his name; Charles' tact and mild confusion over what is an X-Man; and really, just how commonplace the whole thing was. I like that Charles is taking Mags to task for looking like a two-bit supervillain. Also hahaha he just starts stealing Charles' sweaters ("YOU'RE STRETCHING THEM OUT ERIIIIK FUCK OFF").

[patientalien]

Like, Magneto hears cardigans and is like "I know where I can get those" and CFO is like "You should probably stop stealing shit from people."

[citizenjess]

"It's cool, I know this guy."

"How does that make it better?"

"YES, Erik, how?"

"Shut up, Charles."

[patientalien]

"Oh, by the way, this is an X-Man."

[grotesque]

Good lord, this is amazing!