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[patpinko]

(Pretend that it has not, in fact, been months since I updated my lj, and the conversational tone of this post will make more sense)

So what's up guys? Anyone here that OJ ("Juice") Simpson is publishing a book called If I Did It, a supposedly hypothetical account of what he hypothetically did to hypothetically murder his hypothetical wife and her

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[russian_moose]

Haha, I'll edit your manuscript for you if I get to cut his vocal cords out.

[patpinko]

It's a deal! I've always wanted to collaborate with you on an exciting project...

[hylianrae]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Joke's on you! The 2012 apocalypse'll get you and your publisher.

[patpinko]

Well, if the world's ending anyway, why not go out on top?

[russian_moose]

I haven't been informed about this apocalypse, but I want to have James Blunt's head on a spike by then so I can show at least one good deed.