Why the hell not?

[patquack]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up

Comments

[modest_john]

Dude, I remember that one time we smoked up a big bag of meth and base-jumped off of THE EDGE OF THE FLAT EARTH.
Killer.

[blubberoddment]

Once we bought tickets to see vicky christina barcelona, even though it was late and we should have just gone home. We walked to some little deli place, you and me and those two other girls (the one I thought you had a crush on beforehand and the one who had no friends). You and me picked up some orangina and a pint of haagen dazs cookies and cream to share. We broke out the ice cream as soon as the lights went down in the theater, and we were done with it in probably 20 minutes. I was asleep on your shoulder by the time penelope cruz had searched scarlett's luggage. It was such a great night and yet it doesn't even make the top moments of our short relationship.

[mayynard]

One time you took a hack saw to my face. you only cut me up a little bit. We laughed about it the day after.