Seattle, Washington

[patriarchette]

Today, I had the worst possible flight that one can have without delays. I had a caterwauling child directly behind me, who wailed for 25 minute intervals, only stopping when he choked himself from crying so hard that he barfed, no joke. I didn’t realize that it was possible to caterwaul for *25 minutes* solid. It is

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[whimsicalpops]

OH crap I hate caterwauling munckins in planes with you. Just give them a bottle of the jack daniels and shut them up!! GF would have stuck it in the back galley garbage bin after 5 minutes. We one time had a 10 hour flight home from Paris with a child who either ran around the plane and knocked you and everything over or sat on his mothers lap and screamed. She hadn't brought a single toy for the kid to play with. At one point I went back to get water and the flight attendants were discussing, quite loudly, which cocktail mix would knock him out for the longest period fo time.

Beef I only eat at friends and on trips.