Laudromat Lust
My Chinese restaurant is right next to this Laundromat. Tonight I picked up a 12 chicken wings and 5 egg rolls for the family. Didn't call in the order so I had to wait the 15 minutes for the owner to cook up the food. It was a great night and I figured I'd wait outside while the food was being prepared. It was exactly 9:34pm I know cause I was looking down at my Nokia 6225 when I saw a couple of cute MILF, her cuter female friend and a little girl come out of the Laundromat next door. The MILF was laughing, talking to her girlfriend and talking on her cell at the same time, whatever it was she was happy about it definitely has nothing to do with laundry. Well that just got me to think that out of all the places to meet women in the world the Laundromat isn't the worst you could pick.
I mean you see it in those detergent commercials the hot chick fawning over the alpha male's folding skills and its so cheesy that you can't help but wonder if it was based on a true story, hell Rose and Rachel almost hooked up in the laundry room once on friends. Well while all this junk was running through my head, a mini-van pulls up and park at the Laundromat a Latino guy was driving in it. Then this cute Latina chick drive into the parking lot and she had a comforter in her front seat. She parks, when she gets out, man was she hot, long curly brown hair, tanned skin, at least Dcup and these tight white summer pants that girls only where to the club, no the Laundromat. She gets out of the car gets the comforter from her front seat puts it in her trunk and then walk to the minivan where the guy is waiting and they drive off into the night.
Hmmm I think I know where I'll be taking care of a couple of late loads from now on.