Just Dance - An OWBC: Chapter 8 - "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)"
Hello, dear readers, and welcome back to Just Dance - An Officially Wacky Boolprop Challenge!
Last time, Patti (generation 3's bad apple) and Robyn (Ozzy's alien spawn) grew into toddlers and then into children, as did Pam and Eric (Bowie's twins with Shelby the Atrociously Evil Witch). Lennox and Alejandro (Pixie and Chewie's son) grew into teenagers and rolled Fortune and Popularity respectively.
Without further ado, let's continue!
Patti: "OH EM GEE I HAVE A BEST FRIEND."
And she's probably the last one you'll get, bad apple.
Despite everything, the Gagas are a tight-knit family who are very functional.
... Did I say functional?
"DAT FELT GOOD."
Lennox: "Smell that? Ooh, it's the same colour as you. Har har har."
Robyn: "Ew, get your gas outta my wig, bitch."
Moving on, it's time for Patti to grow up!
"I wish for a happy life where I don't grow up in aspirational failure... And also world peace."
Well, at least you got ONE of your wishes.
Robyn: "Gorl that wig."
Totally: "Where's the gelatin? Blowing bubbles works up an APPETITE."
Patti rolled Romance, just like her grandmother and her father and her favourite robot skank named Lady Gaga. :')
Patti looked better with Robyn's hair than she did with her own hair, so some switching went around.
Patti: "LET. ME. READ. YOU. A. STORY."
Robyn: "You stole my wig and forced me to grow a fro. I CANNOT FORGIVE YOU."
Patti: "Gra-"
Totally: "MOVE OUTTA THE WAY BITCH OLD NAN'S COMING THROUGH."
Ugh, these sims take their videogames too seriously.
Robyn: "Is Lennox in?! AW HELL NO. GTFO, LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS."
Patti got a bit depressed after constantly getting ignored, so she decided to cut herself.
"I'm making FOOD."
I see those things covering your wrists. I AIN'T FOOLED, Cutti.
Obey: "This food sucks."
Patti: "OH MY GOD MOTHER MY BLOOD AND SWEAT AND TEARS WENT INTO THIS SANDWICH."
I KNEW IT.
Patti: "I made more for us because, well, we don't really get to eat much."
Ozzy: "I only like gelatin."
"Is this SimChildLine? ... PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE."
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GURL?!
"Just checking out the competition... I think it's safe to say that my kids are, uh, less dysfunctional."
"HOW DARE THEY BE ASLEEP? DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM?! ARGH!"
There, there...
"I'm outta here. PEACE, BITCHES!"
"I need a romance. I'M GOING CRAZY."
She's wasted in this house, sadly. But maybe in the future she'll get to be the star of her own challenge...
Totally: "All these bubbles go STRAIGHT to my head herp derp."
"My deeply depressed soul is giving me motivation to write lyrics!"
You need to stop. Now.
Robyn: "Yes! A best friend! I'll need those later in life to achieve my goals."
Woahhhhhh. That's deep.
Ozzy: "I say let's resume our affair. Y/Y???"
NO. NO. NO.
The Workaholics bonus creeps closer towards us, and so does Obey's LTW! :')
Who is this?
And why is he not eating gelatin?
"Yo, Obey brought me home from work."
I guess it's better than when her husband brings home school girls.
Yay! A bad apple that isn't in aspirational failure and isn't flopping at school! :')
Lennox: "I'm happy about my education. Hopefully it means I'll progress to university and eventually die bathing in money!"
Patti: "Woop! I'm not failing!"
UGH.
WHAT IS THIS?
Are there any non-predator sims in my game?!
Creepy Predator: "Damn, she's growing up and my boner is going down."
"MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE."
Ew.
... I'm starting to think my dice hates me.
Ozzy: "She grew into such a beauty! :')"
THIS GLITCH.
SOMEONE HELP ME.
Obey maximises a skill while her husband blows bubbles with his ex concubine. Go for it, girl! :')
Patti: "GUESS WHO DIDN'T GROW UP IN ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE?!?!"
Robyn: "OMFG. YOU?"
Patti: "YAH!"
Eric: "We're gon' grow up."
Pam: "Let's hope we don't grow into flops like Patti."
They grew up in their shared bedroom with no audience.
So I'm sad to say that it was worse than all of Patti's birthdays.
Totally: "If you don't shut the hell up I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
Obey: "You look like you've had too many all-nighters on the bubble blower."
That pretty much describes Totally's life right now.
After a long lifetime of work (well, not really, seeing as he couldn't get promoted for a whole generation), Christian finally got to retire. Enjoy your boring life as an elder, because I won't! :')
"NEED... SCHOLARSHIPS..."
Her new wig is flawless, amirite?
Okay, so Patti is apparently Ghandi reborn.
Whoop-de-doo.
Ginger Bowl Cut: "I'm too sexy for my wig~~"
Alejandro: "My mamas told me when I was young / that I should snatch all wigs and weaves."
Why am I not surprised? With THOSE two as his mothers, he never really had a chance. :'(
That food belongs to my Gaga family. And it was the most scrumptious food in the entire world!
Ale: "My mom's is better."
Robyn: "That wig... looks... so sexy..."
Patti: "My sister's snatching my only friend but I dun care! I JUST LOVE TO FEEL THE PAIN OF ACHING MUSCLES. IT FREES MY WOUNDED SOUL."
Robyn: "He rejected me for a romantic interaction. Now I know how Patti feels from the time she wakes up until she cries herself to sleep."
"GIMME A DATE, YOU OLD HAG."
"Heh. Sassy. Heh."
Aw hell no! She's Walder Frey.
"W-where am I? I swear I was hiking with my parents a few minutes ago...?"
Clearly the Matchmaker is actually an evil sorceress.
That went well. ,
And later that night...
Grim: "Christian Gaga, your time on earth has ended. Come with us, and we shall train you into becoming a hula girl, and you can dance for eternity in a skirt made of grass."
That's where they really go after death. I KNEW IT.
Except the hula girls become disfigured. Oops-a.
"Me? A HULA GIRL?!"
"I'm in. PEACE OUT, BITCHES."
Lennox: "Granddaddy is dead and I have pimples! Now I know how Patti must feel, like, constantly."
Patti: "I wear panties and cut myself. WUHEVER WUHEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT."
... Poor Patti. She just can't catch a break.
Lennox: "Oh, granddaddy... AND I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH MONEY WAH."
Patti: "What's a granddaddy? Was he the guy who blew bubbles and gave me the knife I use to cut myself?"
Pretty much.
Lennox was genuinely devastated by the loss of Christian, and so am I. He was a wonderful sim who put up with his wife's cheating ways with grace.
Rest in peace. :')
Obviously Totally was devastated too-
"Yeah, yeah, I love my husband, he's dead, I'm sad, but... I'M A FREE BITCH NOW, BABY."
Lennox: "Money dries my tears quicker than a knife cuts through Patti's wrists."
Totally: "Girl, your mind is quick."
"UGH I'M GONNA USE THE DEATH OF A RELATIVE AS AN EXCUSE TO BE ANGSTY."
Paper boy: "I need to change my delivery route..."
HELLS YES.
"Do I really NEED another job?"
Yes. Now get that third career reward!
Lady: "I think we should woohoo now that your husband is in the ground."
Totally: "I thought you'd never ask!"
And here he is: Christian Gaga. I hope death is as peaceful as your life would have been if I hadn't married you into my crazy family.
Anyway, it's soon time for Ozzy to leave behind his youth and join his mother as an elder.
... Oops.
Totally: "I'm gonna crowd into this stupidly small bathroom to make things awkward. YOU MAD?"
"Are you my conscience?"
No, but mine is heckling me right now.
"Ah, jes, I have seen many cases like this before back in Columbia. What we do, we chop off your hands. Yes?"
Eventually the cheap, backstreet doctor from Columbia managed to fix Ozzy's mental breakdown.
"... I also do abortions with my colleague, Emilijia."
Yeah, yeah, get outta here.
OH GAGA NO
PAM
DON'T DO IT
But she did.
"YOU MAD?!"
Yes. Very.
Obey is smashing things up right now. #HATERS TAKE SEVERAL ROWS TO THE LEFT
Pale Predator: "Two teenage girls?! H-O-T."
What is wrong with my game?
Overachieving skank! :')
Lafayette: "YOOOOOO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT. Eat my cake, bitch."
Lennox: "Why can't we get a normal pet?"
Because the normal pet glitched and tried to kill herself.
And anyway, Lafayette is beautiful in his way. :')
Ozzy: "Mrs Mop, your flirting has reached a dangerous level. I'm afraid I'm going to have to... clean the floor using you."
Lennox: "..."
I ship them so hard it hurts.
IT.
HURTS.
About time! We'll have the OFB 9 points in no time. :')
Patti: "HAY DAD LOOK I GOT AN A+ LOVE ME."
Ozzy: "That's great, Lennox!"
AWWWWWWWWW YEAH.
Despite the crazy gene, the family do all love each other. Mostly.
And this is when I managed to fix Robyn's eyes. The creepy grey ones were starting to unnerve me.
Robyn-as the heir-needs to get a gold talent badge in robotics, so I decided it would be best to get her started young, as I couldn't do that with her parents or her grandparents.
Before long it's time for Obey to grow up and get saggy like her mother-in-law and her husband.
Obey: "I'm still the prettiest girl in the house."
Patti: "My parents are OLD."
Lady: "Ooooooh, that's the spot!"
I think it's fair to say that this robot is one nasty hobag. :')
MY CREYS. HAPPY CREYS.
After receiving a big-ass list of scholarships, Lennox was shipped off to university.
Her last thought was of money. That's my girl. :')
Eric is always appreciated in the house. More than Pam, at least, as he never steals the gnome.
Totally: "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT BABY YOU AND I."
Patti's also sent off to university as soon as I get the two day pop-up. SEE YA.
... And then Grim showed up.
Totally: "Do I get to become a hula dancer?"
Grim: "Oh, Gaga, NO! You're going to a place where everyone is a 90s kid and nothing hurts."
Totally: "NO. YOU CAN'T SEND ME THERE. NO!"
... And that's how Totally Gaga beat Death himself.
Obey: "She didn't die?! AW HELL NO. I need a cigarette."
And this is where I shall leave you, with Robyn heading off to university to join her sisters, her cousins and Alejandro. The next chapter is full of university adventures, and will hopefully be out soon.
Thanks for reading!