The Not Watching Eurovision Song Contest Roundup

[patsyrant]

Didn't see the point this year. Not for reasons of depression or self-pity you understand, but really because there were no parties to attend. The Eurovision Song Contest is not a show to be watched alone. It is a show to be watched at a gathering where guests bring nationality-themed dishes or drinks, and proceed to play drinking games based on

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[geoviki]

I missed your posts. In fact, I'm glad we actually live far apart so that I can steal all your best lines and use them on my friends without ever being caught at it. :D

[patsyrant]

At some point my attorneys will be in touch....

[parthenia14]

'Gutted'? I've never heard of that.

The family were out last night and I discovered Twitter's not-so-dirty little secret, which is live streams of Brits yapping about Eurovision/The Apprentice/Question Time/TV programme du jour.

I looved 27 dresses. Katherine Heigl, James Marsden - what's not to like?

[patsyrant]

"Gutted" is on the Home Channel.. Dead good fun. As for "27 Dresses", I guess I just thought it would have a sparkier script. Though thoughts of James Marsden's lips did just about see me through.....

[scarletdemon]

I watched Eurovision with Brandon and he was bloody hilarious. I know he says he is straight but he isn't. We printed out lists of the contesants/countries from the intarweb and then scored each one (for "style" and "song") adding remarks for those acts that amused us. His best remark (forget which country) was "Two whores and a date rapist". I'm sure he shouldn't be THINKING things like that at 13, let alone writing them down.

[patsyrant]

He can't possibly think he's straight at 13. It's just a facade, and thank the dear lord he has a loving and understanding (and in no gayish way enabling, no siree) mother like you.