Adventures In Gay Clubbing_ Readers of a sensitive dispostion may want to look away now...

[patsyrant]

So my dear friend Unlucky Schmuck (he who winds up visiting his boyfriends in prison)got me to go out clubbing in South London last Friday. I say "clubbing", but it was really one of those establishments that feature a drag queen doing impressions of Susan Boyle. But it also featured lots of cute guys and Schmuck and I had already featured several

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[geoviki]

OMG, P., why are you not writing a terrific-yet-edgy blog that's followed by millions? I'm howling here!

[scarletdemon]

We mentioned our friend to you - he freaked out his now wife (yep, she still married him!) by wanting to include CUSTARD in their sex life. Now, I guess on the surface they're living happily ever after, despite his revelations, but how long will that actually last, when his main fetish is something she finds "perverted"? I'm worried that it will only last as long as it takes him to find a woman who gets turned on by custard too. There have got to be plenty of those online...

Congratulations on pulling a younger man, and Heaven knows they're worth putting yourself out for, but I'm not sure this is the guy for you. His lack of crow's feet, and his tight body, might be fun now but I'm taking a guess they wouldn't make up for the smell/mess, when he decided it would be sexy to take a dump on your chest.

[parthenia14]

I think I vote this for Post of the Week. So many questions that I don't want answered, like how he got into this in the first place.

Mind you 'How was your day?' 'Shitty.' could get very very confusing.