Nothing Says "Do Me!" Like Baby Spew

[patsyrant]

Yes folks, it's time for another episode of "The Misadventures Of Patsyrant; Remedial Gay", or "God Would Rather Take Out Haiti Than Let Patsyrant Feel The Earth Move". (I can joke. I've donated

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[neadods]

I must say, your frustration is more wittily spoken than many another person's jubilation.

[chelseagirl]

OK, this is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Which is not fair, because I am enjoying your pain far too much -- but you put things so very, very well.

[teenygozer]

I'm so sorry you didn't have your well-deserved wild weekend, but that is too, too funny. Here's hoping one of those charming couples has a "manny" they can introduce you to.

"You know, our nanny, Nigel, would be *perfect* for Patsyrant! Not only is he nubile, he also has no gag reflex; isn't that right, Poppy?"

"Too right, Fred. Plus, I have it on good authority that he has a trick pelvis!"