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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has

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[yuhina]

Just ask someone. If they don't notice you, do something to get their attention.

[pattan]

I don't even know how to ask, let alone what to do!

I can't believe this got posted on here...

[yuhina]

"Will you go on a date with me?"

That's all you have to say.

And the internet acts up sometimes.

[pattan]

I tried that once...and the girl thought the one who asked her was the guy standing directly behind me.

And she said yes to him.

[upyourscolonel]

Get contacts.

[pattan]

I can't afford contacts.

[upyourscolonel]

Get a job.

[pattan]

I have one.

[curry_thief]

It's just a bet right? Man it up and ask someone. Who knows, you might even have fun.

[pattan]

I wouldn't mind going out on a real date regardless of bet or not.

I don't even know who to ask or what to say.

[curry_thief]

Oh c'mon, you've gotta know someone that's nice enough.

Be natural, don't think about it. Just act.

[pattan]

Actually, I don't know anyone around here that well...

[augh_plywood]

Ah. Well, if it's any consolation, sixteen is relatively young. I'd say you have about another decade before you have to worry about dying alone.

[pattan]

DYING ALONE?!

[itsnotzura]

WHY A DECADE?! THAT'S ONLY-

/HE'S LAUGHING AGAIN

[pattan]

[chintama]

It is because Shintaro is very womanly, yup.

[pattan]

I'M NOT WOMANLY AT ALL!