Them Wild Boys: Men and Baths
Pairing: Mino/Seungyoon
Rating: PG
Summary: Mino and Seungyoon are in a bit of a pickle.
Word Count: 721
Notes: MinYoon Canon drabble no.3
“Can’t you see how this is a problem?”
“I honestly don’t see the big deal,” Mino threw his hands up in the air, starting to feel frustrated - which was the last thing he wanted to feel right now, what with him buck naked and all. “So we tell them we showered together. Why would they care?”
“Men don’t shower together!” Seungyoon whispered. “And keep your voice down.”
“Men also don’t fuck. Is that what you’re trying to say?”
“I didn’t mean that,” Seungyoon ran a hand through his damp hair, the gesture sending a wave of desire through Mino which he desperately tried not to act on. “I just mean two straight men aren’t supposed to shower together. It’s weird.”
“I don’t see two straight men in this bathroom.”
“Can you stop being a smart ass and cooperate just this once?”
Mino’s eyes raked over Seungyoon’s body and he let out a pained groan. “How can I when you’re standing there wet and naked and the only thing I’m thinking of doing is loosening you up?”
Seungyoon’s eyes widened. “Oh my God. You’re hopeless.”
“Hey, if you didn’t seduce me into taking a bath together, we wouldn’t be in this situation anyway!”
“How should I know they were coming home early? I thought I heard Seunghoon hyung say they were going to grab a bite first. That’s more than enough time,” Seungyoon narrowed his eyes. “And please. You didn’t need any seducing. You were quick to jump at the chance.”
Seeing Seungyoon’s aggravated expression, Mino took a step closer and lifted a hand to caress the leader’s jaw. “Yoon. Can we at least just continue what we were doing so if we get caught after this, it would have been worth it?”
“Are you seriously still thinking about sex right now?!”
“Have I not mentioned you standing there wet and naked?”
A series of knocks caused them both to jump. “Is anyone there?” Jinwoo’s muffled voice came from behind the door. “Seungyoon?”
Seungyoon shot Mino a look and in his moment of panic, he answered, “Yeah, hyung!”
“Oh. I’ll just wait for you out here. I need to pee real bad and Taehyun’s hogging the other bathroom.”
FUCK! Unease settled on Mino, finally beginning to understand the predicament they were in. Seungyoon’s face contorted into a tortured expression but Mino was determined to face this head on. “Let’s just head out together,” Mino spoke. “They’ll think us showering is suspicious but it’ll die down. One week, tops.”
“You think so?” Seungyoon pursed his lips but Mino could tell Seungyoon had already agreed. There really was no other way out of it.
Mino reached for his towel and gave Seungyoon his. “Let me do the talking. You can’t lie for shit,” he headed towards the door as soon as he wrapped the towel around his waist. He clutched the doorknob, but before opening it, he turned around and reached for the back of Seungyoon’s neck. He lugged Seungyoon towards him and pressed his lips on his, tongue tracing the opening of his sensuous mouth. He heard Seungyoon gasp, his tense body turning into jelly at Mino’s tongue work. When Mino pulled away, he smiled at Seungyoon’s baffled expression. “One for the road,” Mino whispered.
When they finally opened the door, Jinwoo was leaning on the wall opposite them, phone in his hand. The older boy looked up and creased his brows at the sight of Mino and Seungyoon standing by the bathroom entrance. A grin slowly spread across Jinwoo’s face. Mino was about to speak but-
“Oh! You shower together, too? Seunghoon and I do it all the time!” Jinwoo piped.
“EH?” Seungyoon and Mino chorused.
“Yeah. I need someone to scrub my back for me from time to time,” Jinwoo pushed himself off the wall and walked past them towards the door. “I didn’t think you two would be into that, too. It’s kind of weird,” he chuckled. “But since you guys are cool about it… hey, Seungyoon, take a bath with me tomorrow. Hoon’s starting to complain about being dragged all the time.”
Before Seungyoon could respond, the bathroom door closed, leaving him and Mino staring at each other, dumbfounded.
“Don’t even think about taking a bath with another man,” Mino growled. Seungyoon threw his head back and laughed.
Rating: PG
Summary: Mino and Seungyoon are in a bit of a pickle.
Word Count: 721
Notes: MinYoon Canon drabble no.3
“Can’t you see how this is a problem?”
“I honestly don’t see the big deal,” Mino threw his hands up in the air, starting to feel frustrated - which was the last thing he wanted to feel right now, what with him buck naked and all. “So we tell them we showered together. Why would they care?”
“Men don’t shower together!” Seungyoon whispered. “And keep your voice down.”
“Men also don’t fuck. Is that what you’re trying to say?”
“I didn’t mean that,” Seungyoon ran a hand through his damp hair, the gesture sending a wave of desire through Mino which he desperately tried not to act on. “I just mean two straight men aren’t supposed to shower together. It’s weird.”
“I don’t see two straight men in this bathroom.”
“Can you stop being a smart ass and cooperate just this once?”
Mino’s eyes raked over Seungyoon’s body and he let out a pained groan. “How can I when you’re standing there wet and naked and the only thing I’m thinking of doing is loosening you up?”
Seungyoon’s eyes widened. “Oh my God. You’re hopeless.”
“Hey, if you didn’t seduce me into taking a bath together, we wouldn’t be in this situation anyway!”
“How should I know they were coming home early? I thought I heard Seunghoon hyung say they were going to grab a bite first. That’s more than enough time,” Seungyoon narrowed his eyes. “And please. You didn’t need any seducing. You were quick to jump at the chance.”
Seeing Seungyoon’s aggravated expression, Mino took a step closer and lifted a hand to caress the leader’s jaw. “Yoon. Can we at least just continue what we were doing so if we get caught after this, it would have been worth it?”
“Are you seriously still thinking about sex right now?!”
“Have I not mentioned you standing there wet and naked?”
A series of knocks caused them both to jump. “Is anyone there?” Jinwoo’s muffled voice came from behind the door. “Seungyoon?”
Seungyoon shot Mino a look and in his moment of panic, he answered, “Yeah, hyung!”
“Oh. I’ll just wait for you out here. I need to pee real bad and Taehyun’s hogging the other bathroom.”
FUCK! Unease settled on Mino, finally beginning to understand the predicament they were in. Seungyoon’s face contorted into a tortured expression but Mino was determined to face this head on. “Let’s just head out together,” Mino spoke. “They’ll think us showering is suspicious but it’ll die down. One week, tops.”
“You think so?” Seungyoon pursed his lips but Mino could tell Seungyoon had already agreed. There really was no other way out of it.
Mino reached for his towel and gave Seungyoon his. “Let me do the talking. You can’t lie for shit,” he headed towards the door as soon as he wrapped the towel around his waist. He clutched the doorknob, but before opening it, he turned around and reached for the back of Seungyoon’s neck. He lugged Seungyoon towards him and pressed his lips on his, tongue tracing the opening of his sensuous mouth. He heard Seungyoon gasp, his tense body turning into jelly at Mino’s tongue work. When Mino pulled away, he smiled at Seungyoon’s baffled expression. “One for the road,” Mino whispered.
When they finally opened the door, Jinwoo was leaning on the wall opposite them, phone in his hand. The older boy looked up and creased his brows at the sight of Mino and Seungyoon standing by the bathroom entrance. A grin slowly spread across Jinwoo’s face. Mino was about to speak but-
“Oh! You shower together, too? Seunghoon and I do it all the time!” Jinwoo piped.
“EH?” Seungyoon and Mino chorused.
“Yeah. I need someone to scrub my back for me from time to time,” Jinwoo pushed himself off the wall and walked past them towards the door. “I didn’t think you two would be into that, too. It’s kind of weird,” he chuckled. “But since you guys are cool about it… hey, Seungyoon, take a bath with me tomorrow. Hoon’s starting to complain about being dragged all the time.”
Before Seungyoon could respond, the bathroom door closed, leaving him and Mino staring at each other, dumbfounded.
“Don’t even think about taking a bath with another man,” Mino growled. Seungyoon threw his head back and laughed.