Humor abounds

[pattyford]

Ok, so I hesitate to even share this story via my blog. Not because of its contents, but just because I'm afraid a lot of the humor will be lost in script. For this reason, I'm going to try to stay true to the conversation I had tonight and spell phonetically. If you feel like you haven't quite got the tone of this down, you can ask me to

Comments

[suddenlysuz]

WTF mate?! let me just give you the conversation i had with MYSELF while reading this....

why does this woman refer to her daughter in the 3rd person? ....a few moments later.... why is this woman asking if patrick has a fran? she must mean fran as in "patrick already has a woman who is the equivalent of fran in his life" ...a few seconds later.... why did patrick just tell this woman he has a fran?? he doesn't know any frans!!!!

....by the end of the story....
fran=friend.

p.s. how do you give your number out while driving down new circle???? you gots skillzzzzzz boi!

[gingerjenn]

LOVIN the ebonics....how are ya? other than being vicously pursued in what appears to be a high speed chase?

[anonymous]

You only live once but livin' like that might make it a shorter time period!
-ARW