I was tagged by Ashlee. I miss Ashlee, so I must reply ( Read more... )

I've come to the realization that I'm getting old. And while its not time to wheel me into assisted living, it might be the right time to pour a nice glass of Metamucil and take a Centrum Silver. Here is what leads me to this conclusion ( Read more... )

For the record, I arrived about 25 minutes late to work today. I'm glad Tony called, cause I thought I was to work 4-8. Turns out, 10-3 was my time. I was waaaay off ( Read more... )

In lieu of Fall Move-In today, I walked K-Lot putting flyers on car windshields from the store. I accumulated some statistics in my head that I would like to share with you now ( Read more... )

I have decided that one of my favorite places to be in the whole world is an airport. To most people, an airport is just somewhere you have to be to get to your final destination. To me, its much more. There is just an ambiance that airports have that make them endlessly intriguing to me. Everyone has a story. You see an old couple shuffling ( Read more... )

Stanley was left-handed. This fact consumed him ( Read more... )

So I'm bored. I'm watching MTV Hits. I am going to comment on the videos I see ( Read more... )

Right now, I'm sitting and watching Lance circle the Champs-Elysees and I can't help but think he must be the greatest athlete of our generation. Short and simple. It is rare to see someone who has such dominance in their respective sport, but Lance has done nothing but dominate the most physically demanding sporting event in the world. Via his ( Read more... )

Never again will you, the reader, my friend, my passenger, ever let me yell at people in other cars. Today marks the day I realized I'm really not as good of a driver as I think I am. You can frequently find me red faced and full of rage at stupid people in other cars driving around Lexington. But today, I joined their ranks ( Read more... )

So this girl comes into the store today, and she is lookin' good. I quickly make my way towards her and give her my opening line- "Hey, is there anything I can help you with today?" She glances up and I can sense she's feeling me. She asks me for a good running shoe and I guide her to our running shoes. She asks for a pair of 991's, which is ( Read more... )