Complaining..again!

[paulelwell3]

Since I never got a reply from the Pets At Home store I bought Jerri from I have decided to go right about their heads and complain to their head office! Har har!

Dear Sir or Madam

Comments

[slapsomeone]

Good letter!! I think instead of waiting, you should write a letter not only to Tony Blair, but to the Queen herself. Kick some ass!! Let's end the hamster-related incompetence in England!!!!!

[paulelwell3]

Why thank you! I agree, Her Majesty would kick their asses - and get away with it. I could get Betty White and Bea Arthur over here to fight Pets at Home, although Betty would find the animal's cause and Bea would just try to be funny and look too much like a man

[slapsomeone]

YES!!! You should DEFINITELY enlist the Golden Girls!!!! I'm sure they'd be down for the cause!!!! I bet PETA would be all over it. So would Jane Fonda.

[paulelwell3]

PETA would be all over it...come to think of it so would the UK animal chairties...I'm going to complain to them too!

Jane Fonda would be all for the cause, then promote a new workout video at the same time

[daavey]

Good, good letter. I wonder what the reply would be?

"Dear Mr. Elwell:

We regret any inconvenience this incident may have caused you. However, we are at a loss to explain it! All Hamsters are given a thorough physical examination, prior to being put up for sale. Since an error on our part is out of the question, might we suggest this is perhaps an immaculate conception? Are you a religious man, sir?

Yours truly...."

[paulelwell3]

hahaha! *rolls eyes*

We regret any inconvenience this incident may have caused you. However, we are at a loss to explain it!

That part would be right, incompetent glove puppets....