So im eating at this restaurant...as usual I opt for the booth by the window.  Just as we were about to dig into our fried tilapia and barbecue pork...this poor kid stands on the other side of the window staring at us.  He's holding a small bag of chips and looking right into my eyes.  Then he looks at the food and then back at me.  See, he's poor ( Read more... )

14.  I turn into a little baby whenever I get sick.

15.  I love taking care of sick people.  If you're sick...you can ask anything of me.  I've walked in the rain to buy medicine, i've spoon fed, I'D do anything for a sick person.

16.  I dont like to shower.  I saw this story about this hippy who doesnt shower or bathe...he inspired me.  Plus I ( Read more... )

1.  I have to constantly keep a balance of "feels" with the left and right side of my body...to the point where I even use my left hand to navigate the mouse just to balance it out.

2.  I love the suction feeling when you pout your lips and inhale deeply thru the nose...you'll never see it coz i cover it up with my hand in such a 007 way.

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sorry di but i started to edit the summer 2005 video. its looking pretty hot so far.

i got a bunch of new tools to edit with...templates for framing pictures, new backgrounds, good music.  im really looking forward to showing the video to you guys.  it took me a little over four hours just to prepare for the editing process...the laptop was acting ( Read more... )

so i was eating some barbecue chicken in some outdoor restaurant.  actually its not really a restaurant...its just a place with some chairs and tables and they cook food there.  i was sitting outside finishing off the chicken.  the bones were set to one side of my banana leaf.  its pouring rain.

i noticed a "poor looking" dude sitting at the table ( Read more... )

i know a fat, bald, stupid, bullshitting jewish dude.  He's practically homeless.  his resume looks something like: tow truck driver, college newspaper writer, writer for the equivalent of the scarborough mirror in alberta.

he smokes a lot of pot.  drinks a lot of beer.  no fashion sense whatsoever.  he's got a fucked up knee that acts up everytime ( Read more... )

even though i dont have that much cash...im a sucker for casinos. i'll take every risk and gamble on the slightest chance.  thats me not wanting to have any regrets.

so im with monica at the entrance.  the reception/security guard chick takes a look at what im wearing...turns away and says "no sandals".  i got pissed!  the word "fuck" came out.  ( Read more... )

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Oh man...the summer.  Or at least a fraction of it.  its been super good.  far better than I expected.  well, no, AS expected, really.  ive been here 3 weeks and it felt FULL.  i was plannin' on making a little tribute to the summer...that hasnt been done since 2002 so that must mean its a super special summer.

had a little scare with the laptop ( Read more... )