Or, "I dropped some donuts. It was a mess."

[paulomatic]

The snow this weekend was like one of those seemingly long, surreal technicolor epic dreams you have when you're driving and you fall asleep for a handful of seconds before you awaken, shrieking over the thunder of your tires shedding miles of their lives across the highway rumble-strips in the shoulder. It was sudden, drastic, and then

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[the_lucky_nun]

why you don't write for cracked.com, I'll never know.