If you don't hear from me again, it's because I've been fatally mauled

[paulomatic]

    So, there's some sort of goddamn monster living in my attic.  In the night, I can hear its sinister scritch-scritch-scritching as it goes about its infernal business in the unknowable cavern of horrors above my ceiling.  Others have heard it, too, so before you say anything, NO, I am NOT INSANE SO JUST FUCKING STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

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[corkwis]

Huh....Sean said the package wouldn't activate in your ceiling for another month. This can't be good....

[paulomatic]

Later, I'm sure I'll be cursing you but for now I owe you a hug or something. The, ah, "squirrel" grabbed Rachel earlier this evening.

So, like, kudos, amigo.

[the_lucky_nun]

It was just supposed to be an imp. I didn't think it could get much bigger than a squirrel.

Also, it sounds like you'll be getting something from Craig and Sean.

We love you and will miss you when you're gone.