Prince Paul's Words of Wisdom

[paultynan]

1. Yes, the ice cream at the Dairy Queen is low fat... the vanilla is 97% fat free, and the chocolate is 94% fat free. The ice cream is no longer considered low fat if you eat 21 ounces of it mixed with hot fudge and oreos. Why are you coming to the Dairy Queen if you are on a diet, anyway

Comments

[caseylambert]

Paul, you will be happy to know that those above words of wisdom are haning up in my Office.

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[brytelytes33]

Oh Paul, how I've missed your words of wisdom. :)

[slightly_crazy1]

you crack me up paul...but truer words have not been spoken...i think #8 is my fav. :)