This isn't fair!

[paulweller]

How come everyone thinks Billy Idol is so sexy and not me? I mean, I'm younger and I've better fashion sense...okay, jumpers don't count, I have to wear them because my mum buys them for me and we wouldn't want her feeling bad now, would we?

So tell me, am I sexy? How can I be sexier?

Comments

[billy_idol]

okay you wear pete townshends hand-me-downs and that's just a little weird...men should not share clothing. haha your mum still buys you jumpers *points and laughs at you*. if you did something about your rediculous hair you MIGHT be sexier but i think you just might be hopeless...especially b/c your balding ahahahaha!

[billy_idol]

and you carry man purses! you stupid pansy! *evil laughs*

[paulweller]

Man purses?! Can't I carry a bag? I do have small children, you know, and they do get lazy about carrying their toys so I have to be prepared!

[billy_idol]

no, no you can't unless your gay or a male model...now i know your not a male model so is there something you'd like to share with us? you have laxy children ahahahaha!

Alright, let's see what the ladies have to say

[paulweller]

Re: Alright, let's see what the ladies have to say

[peteslovechild]

NOT sexy...AT ALL! Billy is WAY sexier!

Re: Alright, let's see what the ladies have to say

[barrie3]

CHEATER!!!!

Paul is much sexier than Billy.

Re: Alright, let's see what the ladies have to say

[peteslovechild]

yeah that's why paul was on VH1's sexiest artist list...oh wait he wasn't! oh in your face!

[billy_idol]

the shadows in your new icon make it look as though you have a uni-brow...or maybe it's not the shadows and you REALLY do have overgrown eye brows! muahahaha!

[paulweller]

Fuck that long hair I had!

*searches for new icon*

[gladiolishaker]

Ah, Paul, you are way sexier than Billy Idol. If time travel becomes a reality, I shall go back in time to the late 70s, go to a Jam concert, and sneak backstage and attempt to seduce you.

Oh, who am I kidding, I'd do that now too.

[bowie_david]

I think you have a certain something, Paul, that is very attractive, if you don't mind my saying so. My wife thinks you're gorgeous! Hah, I told her I'm not jealous (but I AM!). I wish I could pull off your hair, then again, you don't need clones running around!

[paulweller]

Thank you David, and no, I don't mind you saying so. Your wife has good taste, but you know that already, haha. No, you're right about the clone thing, I already have a bunch of 20 year old guys running around with haircuts like I had when I was in the Jam. What's wrong with your hair? I think you look good, if you don't mind me saying so. I couldn't pull of your hair either! Not anymore, anyway.

[gladiolishaker]

When you've got Bowie on your side you have to win. Sexy old guys:

Bowie
Weller
Daltrey (holy shit, has he aged well!!)

[barrie3]

"Daltrey (holy shit, has he aged well!!)"

I know! He's all muscular and everything now too! But he's trying to grow the hair back; bad choice methinks.