“I’m on my way to an interview,” she replied. “First one since I graduated.” Her anxiety showed through her friendly smile. She was dressed to the 9nines9 and could not have been older than twenty-three. So there we sat, chatting away on the Red Line. Her name was Katie and she was a recent graduate of the University of Illinois. Amusing ( Read more... )

****DISCLAIMER****

The pictures you are about to see are gruesome.

If you have a weak stomach CLOSE THIS WINDOW IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Thank you for your understanding....


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CRIKEY!

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What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release ( Read more... )

I have a dream
and it involves a danish and the virgin mary

that is all
go about your business

WHERE?
On the field.
OOOHHHH....

Nothing like a Bearssssss game.  Even though they lost.... hey its only preseason.... DAAAAA BEARSSSSSSSS

I like peanuts.

The End.

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But I went to my Aunt Evies 90th birthday and she read this prayer, and it kinda stuck with me since then ( Read more... )

Gonna set my soul on fire!

Bah! I'm sick. I had to go to 2 White Sox games this week where I couldn't yell without being in extreme pain. Of course, I yelled anyway, because I mean, come on, its da Sox.
Sox won.  Huge game, Jose almost threw a no-no.  GREAT atmosphere tonight.  The sold-out crowd was into every single pitch.  FANtastic.  Sox played ( Read more... )