{collab} one carrot of love ♥; part two.
g, fluff/crack.
kid!gain/jokwon, slight!kyuhyun/victoria.
oneshot, complete.
750 words for part two, 1640 words total.
In which Jokwon declares himself Ga-in's husband and Ga-in wants a ring with many carrots.
My first collaboration! I wrote this with lovepeacefx! It's our first crack fic and collaboration together. (: I hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as we did writing it.
READ PART ONE HERE @LOVEPEACEFX, DO COMMENT ON BOTH SIDES! Thank you. ♥
‘Okay dudes and dudettes! We’re doing something fun today!’ Victoria noona grinned, clapping her hands together as she cocked her head to one side. Her bangs swept to one side as she did so. Jokwon frowned a little. How do they stay so straight and shiny? he wondered. He decided it probably was a secret trick that only girls knew, as was how girls could run about in skirts and dresses. (Didn’t they feel naked?)
‘I’ll hand each of you a piece of drawing block,’ Victoria noona continued, taking a stack of drawing block from the teacher’s desk. ‘We’re going to draw out our futures!’
Ga-in’s hand shot up.
‘Yes, Ga-in?’
‘Futures … as in our jobs?’ Ga-in asked, a little confused. She didn’t like the idea of rushing into work so quickly. She liked being sure of what to do. Always think before you do anything, Kwonnie, she always preached to Jokwon. Annoyingly, Jokwon never listened and instead did whatever he wanted without knowing exactly what he was supposed to do. Ga-in pouted. She didn’t like it when Jokwon did that. He’s a boy, Victoria noona would tell her gently each time Ga-in complained. Boys don’t like working as hard. Ga-in felt that boys were some of the most complicated creatures in the whole wide world.
‘Well Ga-in, it’s up to you!’ Victoria noona smiled. ‘You can draw your house, your family, your friends, anything!’
Ga-in nodded, happy that she wasn’t going to mess up since she knew what to do now.
Soon everyone had drawing block and were bent over their large white rectangles, adding a little heart here in pink crayon, a gigantic dinosaur there in harsh black pencil lines.
-
‘What are you drawing, Ga-in?’ Jokwon leaned over to her side of the desk, peering over her shoulder.
‘Me,’ Ga-in replied. ‘I’m a famous singer and I’m very, very pretty!’
She held up her drawing block for him. On it was a tall girl with large eyes, her lips pink and her eyes outlined in black. Her eyelids were coloured blue, and she wore high heels and a short dress. Jokwon’s eyes scanned the picture for a moment. Then he pouted, turning away as little pockets of tears formed in his eyes.
‘What’s wrong, Kwonnie?’ Ga-in put her drawing down on the table. ‘Is it too pretty?’
‘N-no …’ Jokwon sniffed. ‘B-but … where am I?’
‘But Kwonnie, that’s my drawing … why would you be in it?’
With Ga-in’s question, Jokwon began to cry even more, folding his arms defensively.
‘I’m supposed to be Ga-in’s h-husband!’ Jokwon blurted. ‘An-and … when people are married, they are in each other lives and live together and, and … and so I’m supposed to be in that drawing!’
Ga-in frowned. Kwonnie was right, they were getting married next time, so he would be in her future … and she in his. Ga-in grabbed Jokwon’s drawing from his table where it lay next to a blue crayon. On it was a messily scrawled out couple holding each other’s hand and smiling. Behind them was a humongous mansion with the words, ‘Jokwon and Ga-in’s House’ written above the door, and around it were rose bushes and three or four sports cars. The sun shone high in the blue sky with fluffy white clouds.
‘This is … us?’ Ga-in asked.
‘Yes!’ Jokwon said, nodding his head eagerly.
‘Okay, I want a ring when we get married!’ Ga-in declared, returning Jokwon’s drawing. ‘Actually, I want it today!’
‘T-today?’ Jokwon frowned.
‘Yes,’ Ga-in said regally. ‘I want it with many carrots!’
‘Carrots?’
‘Yeah, that’s some way to see how expensive the ring is,’ Ga-in said. ‘If there are many carrots, it’s more expensive, so it’s probably better and nicer!’
‘Oh, carrots?’ Jokwon said thoughtfully. ‘Like this?’
He drew a ring on his drawing block with a big orange carrot, complete with a green stub on its fat head.
‘That’s very nice,’ Ga-in smiled happily, nodding at Jokwon.
Jokwon beamed. ‘Okay Ga-in! I’ll cut it out for you!’
He cut the ring out meticulously (as meticulous as a boy that age could be) with a pair of scissors.
‘Hold out your hand, Ga-in!’ he grinned. ‘I’ll put it on your ring finger!’
Ga-in held her hand out for him expectantly. Jokwon slipped on the paper ring.
‘It fits perfectly!’ Jokwon clapped his hands, bouncing up and down in glee.
‘Oh no, Kwonnie … I just realized!’ Ga-in cried. ‘Why is it just one carrot?!’
kid!gain/jokwon, slight!kyuhyun/victoria.
oneshot, complete.
750 words for part two, 1640 words total.
In which Jokwon declares himself Ga-in's husband and Ga-in wants a ring with many carrots.
My first collaboration! I wrote this with lovepeacefx! It's our first crack fic and collaboration together. (: I hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as we did writing it.
READ PART ONE HERE @LOVEPEACEFX, DO COMMENT ON BOTH SIDES! Thank you. ♥
‘Okay dudes and dudettes! We’re doing something fun today!’ Victoria noona grinned, clapping her hands together as she cocked her head to one side. Her bangs swept to one side as she did so. Jokwon frowned a little. How do they stay so straight and shiny? he wondered. He decided it probably was a secret trick that only girls knew, as was how girls could run about in skirts and dresses. (Didn’t they feel naked?)
‘I’ll hand each of you a piece of drawing block,’ Victoria noona continued, taking a stack of drawing block from the teacher’s desk. ‘We’re going to draw out our futures!’
Ga-in’s hand shot up.
‘Yes, Ga-in?’
‘Futures … as in our jobs?’ Ga-in asked, a little confused. She didn’t like the idea of rushing into work so quickly. She liked being sure of what to do. Always think before you do anything, Kwonnie, she always preached to Jokwon. Annoyingly, Jokwon never listened and instead did whatever he wanted without knowing exactly what he was supposed to do. Ga-in pouted. She didn’t like it when Jokwon did that. He’s a boy, Victoria noona would tell her gently each time Ga-in complained. Boys don’t like working as hard. Ga-in felt that boys were some of the most complicated creatures in the whole wide world.
‘Well Ga-in, it’s up to you!’ Victoria noona smiled. ‘You can draw your house, your family, your friends, anything!’
Ga-in nodded, happy that she wasn’t going to mess up since she knew what to do now.
Soon everyone had drawing block and were bent over their large white rectangles, adding a little heart here in pink crayon, a gigantic dinosaur there in harsh black pencil lines.
-
‘What are you drawing, Ga-in?’ Jokwon leaned over to her side of the desk, peering over her shoulder.
‘Me,’ Ga-in replied. ‘I’m a famous singer and I’m very, very pretty!’
She held up her drawing block for him. On it was a tall girl with large eyes, her lips pink and her eyes outlined in black. Her eyelids were coloured blue, and she wore high heels and a short dress. Jokwon’s eyes scanned the picture for a moment. Then he pouted, turning away as little pockets of tears formed in his eyes.
‘What’s wrong, Kwonnie?’ Ga-in put her drawing down on the table. ‘Is it too pretty?’
‘N-no …’ Jokwon sniffed. ‘B-but … where am I?’
‘But Kwonnie, that’s my drawing … why would you be in it?’
With Ga-in’s question, Jokwon began to cry even more, folding his arms defensively.
‘I’m supposed to be Ga-in’s h-husband!’ Jokwon blurted. ‘An-and … when people are married, they are in each other lives and live together and, and … and so I’m supposed to be in that drawing!’
Ga-in frowned. Kwonnie was right, they were getting married next time, so he would be in her future … and she in his. Ga-in grabbed Jokwon’s drawing from his table where it lay next to a blue crayon. On it was a messily scrawled out couple holding each other’s hand and smiling. Behind them was a humongous mansion with the words, ‘Jokwon and Ga-in’s House’ written above the door, and around it were rose bushes and three or four sports cars. The sun shone high in the blue sky with fluffy white clouds.
‘This is … us?’ Ga-in asked.
‘Yes!’ Jokwon said, nodding his head eagerly.
‘Okay, I want a ring when we get married!’ Ga-in declared, returning Jokwon’s drawing. ‘Actually, I want it today!’
‘T-today?’ Jokwon frowned.
‘Yes,’ Ga-in said regally. ‘I want it with many carrots!’
‘Carrots?’
‘Yeah, that’s some way to see how expensive the ring is,’ Ga-in said. ‘If there are many carrots, it’s more expensive, so it’s probably better and nicer!’
‘Oh, carrots?’ Jokwon said thoughtfully. ‘Like this?’
He drew a ring on his drawing block with a big orange carrot, complete with a green stub on its fat head.
‘That’s very nice,’ Ga-in smiled happily, nodding at Jokwon.
Jokwon beamed. ‘Okay Ga-in! I’ll cut it out for you!’
He cut the ring out meticulously (as meticulous as a boy that age could be) with a pair of scissors.
‘Hold out your hand, Ga-in!’ he grinned. ‘I’ll put it on your ring finger!’
Ga-in held her hand out for him expectantly. Jokwon slipped on the paper ring.
‘It fits perfectly!’ Jokwon clapped his hands, bouncing up and down in glee.
‘Oh no, Kwonnie … I just realized!’ Ga-in cried. ‘Why is it just one carrot?!’