so, a few nights ago at 2am i hear this loud "BAM!" at my door. i'm sitting on the couch by the door reading and, fucking obviously startled, get up to investigate.
i find
any idea what the hell this is about? what is 'UFA'? and why does my impersonation look like sir lancelot? i've got a handlebar stash and all but man.
update! but not somuch
- i think the girl residents to the right of my door are stalking me. two a.m. phonecalls when i'm not on duty are kind of unsettling.