the good thing about suffering from depression and not being able to get a girlfriend - actually, for me, they go hand-in-hand - is that i can use that as an excuse to go on shopping sprees ( Read more... )

sometimes i wish i had extremely slanty eyes ( Read more... )

i went to the library to pay my fine but the librarian said that they didn't accept credit cards or debit cards.
so i said, what about a punch in the face and socked her one.
then i left.
but not before i punched out the security guard and put on my shades.

okay, i kid.
but what a great story.

there was a competition held where assistant editors "re-cut" trailers for movies that are famous to try and make them seem like a completely different movie. the one that won is this :
shining, redux

happy birthday, sandra.

is there a hot or not for dogs?
i was told there's one for cats - link
but i want to submit boo - i know he'll be the champion.
booooooooo!

i've recently discovered that i tend to zone out during conversations ( Read more... )

she looked so cute on sunday, i almost fainted.

i'm getting worse.

i'm in love with zooey deschanel.
she needs to teach a class for girls on how to be cute and how to dress.
i love her style.

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