TV Game!
Hey, look! A game!
Who can guess which shows the quotes come from? Extra points for which character(s) say(s) it and which season it's from. Some are easier than others. Good luck! Hooray!
1. “What’s new?”
“Terrorists. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.”
2. “Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.”
“An triteness kicks us in the nuts.” House, guessed by kwistina.
3. “But we.”
“Yes”
“And you.”
“I know.”
“Then I.”
“Three times.” Angel Season 3, guessed by reddwarfette She gets bonus points for knowing the season, and that it's Darla and Angel *g*
4. “That’s very Zen of you. You must smoke pot.” Dead Like Me, guessed by ficbitca_bear
5. “Are you calling me a coward?”
“There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.”
“Ouch.”
6. “We begged my mother for a Christmas tree, she called it a Chanukah Bush. P.S., the candles from the Menorah set the flocking on fire, and the fumes put my father into the emergency room.”
7. “That’s funny, sir, because we didn’t order those new trench-climbing ladders either. Came yesterday. I issued them to them men, and they were absolutely thrilled. Isn’t that right men?”
“Yes, sir. First solid fuel we’ve had since we burned the cats, sir.” guessed by stormshelter
8. "How sad. I must tell you, I'm disappointed at hearing you mouth the usual platitudes of peace and friendship regarding an implacable foe. But, I live in hope that one day, you'll come to see this universe for what it truly is, rather than what you'd wish it to be."
"Then I shall endeavor to become more cynical with each passing day. Look gift horses squarely in the mouth, and find clouds in every silver lining."
9. “I want to make a romance inside you.”
10. “Why does Grandma have to live so far away? Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive six hours to get a god-damned present!”
Bouns:
*punch* "That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years. Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find one joke in A Midsummer's Night Dream, wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, ‘What ho, my Lord,’ and, ‘Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual.’ And THAT *kick* is for Ken Branagh’s endless, four-hour version of Hamlet."
"Who’s Ken Branagh?"
"I’ll tell him you said that, and I think he'll be rather hurt..." Black Adder Back and Forth, guessed by ficbitca_bear (one of the better TV moments out there *g*)
Who can guess which shows the quotes come from? Extra points for which character(s) say(s) it and which season it's from. Some are easier than others. Good luck! Hooray!
1. “What’s new?”
“Terrorists. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.”
2. “Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.”
“An triteness kicks us in the nuts.” House, guessed by kwistina.
3. “But we.”
“Yes”
“And you.”
“I know.”
“Then I.”
“Three times.” Angel Season 3, guessed by reddwarfette She gets bonus points for knowing the season, and that it's Darla and Angel *g*
4. “That’s very Zen of you. You must smoke pot.” Dead Like Me, guessed by ficbitca_bear
5. “Are you calling me a coward?”
“There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.”
“Ouch.”
6. “We begged my mother for a Christmas tree, she called it a Chanukah Bush. P.S., the candles from the Menorah set the flocking on fire, and the fumes put my father into the emergency room.”
7. “That’s funny, sir, because we didn’t order those new trench-climbing ladders either. Came yesterday. I issued them to them men, and they were absolutely thrilled. Isn’t that right men?”
“Yes, sir. First solid fuel we’ve had since we burned the cats, sir.” guessed by stormshelter
8. "How sad. I must tell you, I'm disappointed at hearing you mouth the usual platitudes of peace and friendship regarding an implacable foe. But, I live in hope that one day, you'll come to see this universe for what it truly is, rather than what you'd wish it to be."
"Then I shall endeavor to become more cynical with each passing day. Look gift horses squarely in the mouth, and find clouds in every silver lining."
9. “I want to make a romance inside you.”
10. “Why does Grandma have to live so far away? Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive six hours to get a god-damned present!”
Bouns:
*punch* "That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years. Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find one joke in A Midsummer's Night Dream, wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, ‘What ho, my Lord,’ and, ‘Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual.’ And THAT *kick* is for Ken Branagh’s endless, four-hour version of Hamlet."
"Who’s Ken Branagh?"
"I’ll tell him you said that, and I think he'll be rather hurt..." Black Adder Back and Forth, guessed by ficbitca_bear (one of the better TV moments out there *g*)