sometimes you just have to listen twice.

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Sometimes I just stack a sandwich so full of good shit that I have to prattle on about it to y'all.

Presenting, on a 12" pita,

yellow mustard, plain yogurt, sliced raw garlic, black pepper, green pepper, medium cheddar, vegepate, tomato, cucumber, and homemade pesto. (thanks for making the pesto, heather!)

We live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always and in all circumstances we are by ourselves. The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone. Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ecstasies into a single self-transcendence; in vain. By its very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to ( Read more... )

I woke up to a song that was so terrible and such a Beatles rip-off that I just had to google it and throw up a negative nelly comment to start out the day in the wrong way ( Read more... )

Where are you, my biter? Your three friends have fallen in battle and your belly is full. It is a good time for you to die.

blonde d'achouffe always gives me the most wretched headache. there's nothing left to do but lie in bed, stark naked, in my cool room, looking out the window on the flawless morning sun on the flowers. oh, and listen to belle and sebastian. hah.

flash. one. two. rumble rumble. three. four. crack. crack. boom.

poor souls hauling furniture. god clearly frowns on street furniture today.

the wind is blowing east, and the rain on the neighbouring wall looks like a monte carlo simulation.

wet floors in the west.


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"While the two organizations differ on how many hours the average Canadian watches every week - Nielsen says 25.8, BBM 21.4 - they agree that viewing went down in 2004 when compared to 2003."

hooo leeee shit. 3 hours a day is averageIn case anyone else has said, "hey! is that..." recently, Bob Geldof (who is all over the news right now for the ( Read more... )

I think I have a knack for writing emails that people don't want to reply to. Stupid computers. Stupid me. Andrew, sometimes you're a neurotic idiot, but you're not that bad and we'll carry on.