Comments | pdaddy: reasons i am the coolest person EVER:

pdaddy

reasons i am the coolest person EVER:

Jan 18, 2004 20:13

after some thought, i realized my self esteem isn't as hopeless as i thought. see, i'm confident when it comes to stuff like school and work. its just in social-type situations i am very unconfident, specifically anything relating to girls. and you know what? girls don't like guys with low self esteem. its roughly equivalent to smearing poop all ( Read more... )

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gathered January 19 2004, 04:01:16 UTC

"i am potty-trained"

Nooooooo, the trump of all bragging rights. BLAST!

~me~

pdaddy January 19 2004, 17:22:49 UTC

don't worry, we'll get you potty-trained too, or at least house-broken, or maybe just get you diapers

smileysarah409 January 19 2004, 04:34:45 UTC

You are a very good person Mike and you are everything above (except for maybe the roses one)! So, yay for that! :) Don't be so hard on yourself. Girls will like you for who you are, and I am positive there is a girl out there for you! :) Go Mike!!!! Heeheee ttys!

~sarah

qjrun13 January 19 2004, 06:17:43 UTC

I was going to say exactly what she said! Those are all totally true and now that you realize it, I'm sure your confidence will go up and you'll attract more girls than you can deal with. hehe And of course, you will attract Jon Drumm too.

jon6962 January 21 2004, 01:22:44 UTC

damn straight, id do anything with two legs that moves.... and a few hot amputees.

pdaddy January 19 2004, 06:28:26 UTC

they better like me for who i am, or i'll kill them >:o

errr, i mean... thanks sarah!

you suck jon6962 January 21 2004, 01:20:54 UTC

first off, id like to say that my crush on you is no "secret". Jack ass.

Secondly, just because claire is helping you out making more points for you, i think i should balance the scales a little bit and no argumentative paper is complete without counterpoints. Oh, and im just an asshole.

~ You suck
~ You smell like poo
~ Potty training occured at age 16
~ You cannot multiply 4 digit numbers in your head
~ It's not the size of the bank account that matters if you know what i mean....
~ You may say that its not the size that matters but the motion of the ocean, but it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a rowboat
~ You smell like poo
~ Ummmmmmm 60 g's huh? You seeing anybody?
~ You like men..... sensually

No tricking girls out of their pants? How else are you gonna do it? Flowers? I mean... yeah, i hate those guys.......

That and i love my pierfelice. Date me!