well craig i got this movie idea. low buget. it involves 2 girls, one person that i have not checked under the hood yet so no idea, a horse, a doctors office, 2 sets of chop sticks, one plot with great dioloage, shaving cream, a garden hose, and a bucket of laughes that you have to inflate yourself. so i can give you the chance to cross 2 and 5 off your list. let me know. i think you'd be great in the captin of the ship role.
That's a good point.pderf_mctwaitFebruary 7 2005, 09:06:45 UTC
I'd like to play it safe, though. Replace the horse with a mule. Mules can't reproduce. I could theoretically accidentally get the horse pregnant. I don't want a paternity lawsuit on my hands.
Other than that, you are a conceptual genius. I hope that, in time, the world's journalists will take a staked interest in your nipples and how they might be the next plastic.
Re: cornish hen loverpderf_mctwaitFebruary 7 2005, 17:09:22 UTC
Ok, since I can't reply to your posts without being logged in (and even then this stupid comp won't let me), I am replying to your things here and never going back to that journal again
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thumbs up to the 40 gigswiltedxbouquetFebruary 8 2005, 11:20:45 UTC
why the double-post? you're confusing. i already responded to the top have of your reply, so i'll just respond to the rest.
and how dare you say i hate asians. i hate no one, hmph. like you, i just like to cut everyone. i was brought up that way. no one is safe in my house. we all have leather skin. we're heifers. isn't that attractive?
come tan my hide. ha.
and yur cross-dresser comment proves my point. you said i looked hot in my icon, yet i look like a drag queen? hmm, what does that say about YOU? it says you wish i had a penis tucked in my panties.
Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigspderf_mctwaitFebruary 8 2005, 16:12:52 UTC
did i double post? well fuck. sorry. no capital letters in this one.
anyway, your whole family is made of leather cowhides, huh? that is pretty attractive. i would love to send you to the tannery and then wear you like a golden god of fashion. spanish boots of spanish leather.
and i definitely do NOT wish that you had a penis tucked into your panties. i hope that you wear a thong, first of all, but also i hope that you have a nice and beautiful vagina there for mefor when we get around to it.
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Other than that, you are a conceptual genius. I hope that, in time, the world's journalists will take a staked interest in your nipples and how they might be the next plastic.
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of course you do, you're a gay iraqi. why wouldn't you?
Then I want to see a second consecutive Red Sox World Series victory.
no need to be greedy. you're lucky they won it in your lifetime.
First songs uploaded onto an iPod.
oh? when did you buy an ipod and how many gigs?
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and how dare you say i hate asians. i hate no one, hmph. like you, i just like to cut everyone. i was brought up that way. no one is safe in my house. we all have leather skin. we're heifers. isn't that attractive?
come tan my hide. ha.
and yur cross-dresser comment proves my point. you said i looked hot in my icon, yet i look like a drag queen? hmm, what does that say about YOU? it says you wish i had a penis tucked in my panties.
no nipple pics dammit.
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anyway, your whole family is made of leather cowhides, huh? that is pretty attractive. i would love to send you to the tannery and then wear you like a golden god of fashion. spanish boots of spanish leather.
and i definitely do NOT wish that you had a penis tucked into your panties. i hope that you wear a thong, first of all, but also i hope that you have a nice and beautiful vagina there for mefor when we get around to it.
and why no nipple pics dammit??
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