Why prog fans are superior to all other music fans.
The following is a joke! I repeat. A JOKE! If you are not a fan of progressive rock music (most of you are not) then you will not enjoy this joke and will probably be offended. Don't be! It's not worth your time! It's JUST A JOKE!
I found in a progressive rock web forum and it made me laugh. I had to post it.
Why prog fans are superior to all other music fans.
By Jeremy Spade
1. Superior Intellect.
It is apparent from the articulate and educated posts circulating on this site, that we admirers of progressive rock are in every way more endowed intellectually. Rap and RnB artists alike have atrocious grammar skills, and inspire the same traits in their fans. Just consider some of these embarrassing errors:
50 cent - The plurality of the number "50" demands cent to be cents, BAFOON!
NSYNC - This is apparently an attempt to spell "In Sync" Sync being an abbreviation for "synchronization" which they so clearly do not have, with the exception of their sheer stupidity.
OutKast - need I say more???
2. Superior Skill.
As noted earlier on this thread, a strong majority of progressive rock fans are musicians themselves. This would give listeners of the prog genre an obvious advantage in determining what music is "good" and what music is fit for ridiculing. Imagine regular laymen trying to dictate the engineering science behind NASA! This would result in terrible disaster! Leave the rocket science to the rocket scientists fools! Conclusion: Prog fans are the "Rocket Scientists" of music fans.
3. Superior Hygiene.
While I have not accumulated enough evidence to argue this point sufficiently, it should be taken as fact nonetheless.
4. Superior Senses.
Prog fans are able to pick up on every small detail in the music we listen to. When was the last time you heard a discussion on the subtle nuances of Green Day? Regular music fans have neither the finely tuned hearing, nor the receptive instinct that comes innate with prog fans.
Final Conclusion:
Just as man rules over animal, so the prog fan should rightfully rule over the inferior breed. The overwhelming evidence presented in this thesis is irrefutable. All disagreements of this thesis will be disregarded.
This does not really totally represent my views on why I enjoy Progressive rock more then any other form of music. That will probably be posted on another day. This is just a joke, that probably only Jen and I will enjoy. Well Jordo and Cooper would also enjoy it, but they don't read this. But you know...
I found in a progressive rock web forum and it made me laugh. I had to post it.
Why prog fans are superior to all other music fans.
By Jeremy Spade
1. Superior Intellect.
It is apparent from the articulate and educated posts circulating on this site, that we admirers of progressive rock are in every way more endowed intellectually. Rap and RnB artists alike have atrocious grammar skills, and inspire the same traits in their fans. Just consider some of these embarrassing errors:
50 cent - The plurality of the number "50" demands cent to be cents, BAFOON!
NSYNC - This is apparently an attempt to spell "In Sync" Sync being an abbreviation for "synchronization" which they so clearly do not have, with the exception of their sheer stupidity.
OutKast - need I say more???
2. Superior Skill.
As noted earlier on this thread, a strong majority of progressive rock fans are musicians themselves. This would give listeners of the prog genre an obvious advantage in determining what music is "good" and what music is fit for ridiculing. Imagine regular laymen trying to dictate the engineering science behind NASA! This would result in terrible disaster! Leave the rocket science to the rocket scientists fools! Conclusion: Prog fans are the "Rocket Scientists" of music fans.
3. Superior Hygiene.
While I have not accumulated enough evidence to argue this point sufficiently, it should be taken as fact nonetheless.
4. Superior Senses.
Prog fans are able to pick up on every small detail in the music we listen to. When was the last time you heard a discussion on the subtle nuances of Green Day? Regular music fans have neither the finely tuned hearing, nor the receptive instinct that comes innate with prog fans.
Final Conclusion:
Just as man rules over animal, so the prog fan should rightfully rule over the inferior breed. The overwhelming evidence presented in this thesis is irrefutable. All disagreements of this thesis will be disregarded.
This does not really totally represent my views on why I enjoy Progressive rock more then any other form of music. That will probably be posted on another day. This is just a joke, that probably only Jen and I will enjoy. Well Jordo and Cooper would also enjoy it, but they don't read this. But you know...